WIT AND HUMOUR.

Bush Advocate, Volume XXI, Issue 143, 16 December 1908, Page 2

WIT AND HUMOUR.

Group of Shoeblacks (in chorus) : "Shine, sir, shine?" Seedy Masher (irritably) : "No, confound you all, no." One of them: "Cut the fringe off your trousers same time, sir." Jenny: "Jack, you ought to make some sacrifice to prove that you love me. Come, now, what will you give up when we are married?" Jack: : Jenny," I'll — I'll give up being a bachelor." "Yez know Casey, the contractor?" "Oi do." "Is he what ye'd call reliable?" "He is the most reliable man Oi iver knew. Whinever he tells yez anything ye can ;depend on its not being sol"