THE BUDGET of Fun Stories & Competitions

Auckland Star, Volume LXXII, Issue 109, 10 May 1941, Page 2 (Supplement)

THE BUDGET of Fun Stories & Competitions

BRAINS

A TALL STORY

NOTICE !

i From Valerie Kerr, age 13. 51. Cumin Street Heme Bay. Auckland. W.l.i The chief had sent the new messenger boy round to old Mrs. Higgs with an old account in the hope that, she would pay it. Chief: Well, did she pay off the account for 11/? Hoy: Yes. I gave her the D change and she will bring the .11 round herself next week.

Due of the side-shows at a circus, was advertised as the most remarkable dwarf in the world. Inside the tent was an ordinary-looking man of five feet, and when angry people asked the proprietor for an explanation he told them that the remarkable thing about the man was that he was the tallest dwarf in the world.

ix. Willcott Street. Mount Albert. 5.W.2. Dear ['eter Pan and Wendy 'and ', all those who are interested in the shilling fund).—The '"Starlets" have two very important and urgent items of news. There is to he a jumble sale in May. and we need everything that you don't want, not only doilies, but damaqed crockery, ornaments, tarnished electroplate. pictures and hooks, and "junk" of every description. Members will collect parcels if you communicate with the captain. Will you help to make this sale the biggest we have ever had.' There is room in the club for several new members. Those wishing to join please write to Christine Smith, captain, immediately. Yours sincerelv. THE "STARLETS"