JOKES.
Sent la by Colin Do Imca. 2, Somerset Road, Mount Rosklll.) Customer: What are you charging. for ggs? ' = Grocer: Threepence each for those. A icnny each for cracked ones. Customer: Pleaso crack me half- a .ozpn. ■ ; ■*. Boy (to father, just returned from a rip to America): Father, did the Red ndians walk in single file? Father: I only saw one, but he did!
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 153, 29 June 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)
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