MINUS TEETH!
STEWARD'S DILEMMA. One of the stewards in the Niagara, Mr. F. Workman, landed at Auckland minus his false teeth. It was the tomato juice that did it. "Seasick? Not often," he said. f'But an empty stomach, then tomato juice, then a small boat rock'ing on the sea — perhaps I was seasick. At any rate, when I started to look around a bit and nibble at a hard biscuit I found that a perfectly good set of teeth were keeping the Niagara company at the bottom of the sea.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 145, 20 June 1940, Page 9
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90MINUS TEETH! Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 145, 20 June 1940, Page 9
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