JOKES.
(Sent in by Colin do Ltica, 2, Somerset Itoad, Mount lloskill.) Sergeant (to Irish recruit): Hurry up, cr you will bo late for parade! Pat: I'm looking for my belt! Sergeant: Why, you're wearuig it! Pat: Begorra, so I am. If you hadn't told me, I'd have gone on parade without it. Uncle: What lessons do you like best? Tommy: Geography lessons. Uncle: Why? Tommy: 'Cos the atlas is the only book big enough to hide the paper in when I read it in school!
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXI, Issue 17, 20 January 1940, Page 2 (Supplement)
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