LITTLE LAUGHS
(Sent In by Margaret Youngman, Te Puna,
Tauranga.) Diner:' Call this strawberry shortcake? Waiter: Yes, sir. Diner: You only gave me four strawberries. Where's the cake? Waiter: what we're short of.
Mother: Are you eating jam, Willie? Willie: No, I've only got my hand ineide the jar and can't get it out.
Doctor: Did you open both your bedroom windows as I told you? Patient: No. I've only got one window, so I opened it twice.
(Sent In by Ernest Whitehead.) "Don't play with the hammer, Oscar. You might hurt your fingers." "Not likely —Greta is going to hold the - nails."
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Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 201, 26 August 1939, Page 2 (Supplement)
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103LITTLE LAUGHS Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 201, 26 August 1939, Page 2 (Supplement)
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