THE WHY AND WHEREFOR.
(Sent In by Xola Mathleson. Walpukurau.) What's the greatest puzzle in the world?—A railway ticket. It lias always to be given up. Why is a plant like coffee?— Because it lias to bo ground before it is used. What musical instrument is like an honest man?—An upright piano. Why should a succcsful punter be an agreeable fellow ?—Because he has such winning ways.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 88, 15 April 1939, Page 2 (Supplement)
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67THE WHY AND WHEREFOR. Auckland Star, Volume LXX, Issue 88, 15 April 1939, Page 2 (Supplement)
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