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Auckland Star, Volume LXIX, Issue 99, 29 April 1938, Page 9

HER SHOES I M I She's a wite woman, aa are all women who have Phillips wafer chin Soles and Phillips Heels fined to heir shoes. Phillips Soles halve your repair bill by making your shoes keep like new twice WITH ** 1on( ini3 c ' ve the mon wonderful <Jj(Mfd(/ IJVWISIBLE IMiilliws STICK-A-SOLES MADE IN ENGLAND EQUALLY SUITABLE FOR MEN

The Golf Bug? (Written more in sorrow than in anger) Once again that malignant disease called 'Golf is stalking rampant through the land. Sane and level-headed citizens are succumb;"? caily to its insidious spell, and even brilliant thinkers are turning positively senile under its Machiavellian lure. Locker Room Barn.- ts a-;- Nineteenth Hole Yodellers are busy practising their caccphoni. in anticipation of the first Hole-in-One. To cap a!;, rhr. Big Chief falls a victim to the dread epidemic. Rushing ou: with thre: cronies, he muttered "Important Trade Conference . . . won': be rack to-day ..." Conference, eh? Sez you! Then (so help us), Inkson. the Scratchetary, turns up Saturday morning in streamline plus fours. What a man! As for Sandy the Storeman, who haila from Inverness — ■■•■:':'.. we no spevka da Gaelic. Thus, this concatenation -.' events ?eera to indic;;e that the Golf Bug is here in one fell swoop. So if we appear a little jaundiced and cynics!, it i= on y r-ec3use Saturday's game was the woist ever. Drat Tins w-.- •- - coif! To Hades with the Tiger Countrj-, and down wiih some Tina's Milk ;o restore our equilibrium. THE FRIfSXDi.IEST MtIXK t\ 1 TIE WijtiLti Bottled with U»int core by Jo£~/u«6£/&. Ansot AuckUna. zT^^U