RIDDLES.
(Copied by Ivy Wheeler, Karioi.l Q. Whr is a train ticket like a hard riddle ? A. Became you alwavs have to crive it up. r " Q. What is the difference between a soldier ar.d a clock ? A. One marks time with his feet and the other marks time with it- hands. Q. If I lniv 12 loaves for threepence, what would tliev each be' A. Stale. Q- \\ hy is the letter D like morning? A. Because they both come at thu beginning of da v. Q. Why is it dangerous to keep a clock upstair*; 1 A. Because it may "run down." Q. When is a good cricketer like 4 pudding; * A. When he is a good batter. Q. W hat plays while it works? A. A musical box.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVIII, Issue 234, 2 October 1937, Page 3 (Supplement)
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