HEARD THESE?
Q. What toe never grows a nail? A. The mistletoe, Q. How many sides are there to a tree? A. Two. The outside and the inside. Q. What letter should all men avoid ? A. The letter A, because it makes men mean. Q. What has eyes, yet cannot see? A. A potato. Q. Where are Redskins often found in England? A. On tomatoes. Q. What goes round and round without moving? A. Milk. Q. When is a hat not a hat 7 A. When it becomes a lady. Q. Why would an 6ld silk stocking be useful at a fire? A. Because it is sure to have ladders. Q. What does a ball do when it stops rolling ? A. Looks round. Q. What pets do 'Are eat? A. Crumpets.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVIII, Issue 84, 10 April 1937, Page 3 (Supplement)
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