RIDDLES.
) (Sent In by I'.ntty riiltty, Mntilknnn, KwlllPy.) (). Why should yon never (oil secrets in cornfields? .\. localise there nro so ninny oars. Q. What is the difference between n Usher man ami boy who does not like Ms lessons? A. One baits his honk, and the. other liiitcs his book. (). What has an eye, bill cannot sec? A. A needle. (Kent In by Hilly Dnnnlilsmi, nnkanon Ktiwt. Hiintly. (). Wliat is tlie difference between a hen and n brick layer? A. One lays eggs", and the other lays bricks. (K«nt in by rntrlcln Ilorvnn, Untnrun.) (,i. Wliy is a waiter like a racehorse! A. Because he inns for cups, plates and steaks (stakes). O. What is the difference between a jaweller and a gaoler? A. One sells watches,' and the other
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVIII, Issue 31, 6 February 1937, Page 3 (Supplement)
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