CONUNDRUMS.

Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 139, 13 June 1936, Page 3 (Supplement)

CONUNDRUMS.

Q. Why is a lame dog like a schoolboy adding six and seven together? A. Because he puts down three and carries one. Q. Why are sailors bad horsemen ? A. Because they ride 011 the main (mane). Q. When is a schoolboy like a postage stamp ? A. When he is licked and put in the corner. Q. If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you? A. Your mother. Q. Why is the letter K like a pig'? tail? A. Because it's the end of pork. —Ctopied.

F. Hancock—Tlie' bound volume lias now been returned to you. Yes, we were able to procure tlie odd copy, thus completing tlie book. Jocelyn Turnbull —A goir enthusiast, Jocelyn? 1 quite agree that this is one of the most enjoyable or all frames. Best of luck in the sport. Watch llie Poem Critique for news or tlie poems you have submitted lately. ISo, I am afraid the other batch did not find a mark. Stephanie Moss—All sketches and stories that you care to submit would be most welcome, Stephanie. Your enrolment certiorate will arrive 1n a few days now. What splendid results you achieved in your last examinations. Agnes Washer—Wluit an Interesting letter, Agnes. The ship game must certainly he great run. Let me know who wills the race, won't you? Olive Lodge—We are always glad to receive contributions from our members, Olive. Watch the "Editor Suggests" corner for news of your work. Noline Gardnor —Do not worry about the signature, Noline. Your competition entries will not be disqualified 011 this account. So sorry about tlie mistake in The birthday greetings list. This has now been altered. Tonie Payne—All that is necessary to do 10 Join the club is to write out your rull name, age, the date or your birthday and your address, and send this information In to Peter Pan. An enrolment certilleate will be sent you in return. Esther Verner—Your holiday in Auckland sounded most exciting, Esther, and I am so glad to know that you enjoyed your stay here. Wendy has drafted you into a country club, as you will see in the club news.