JOKES.
(Sent in by Margaret Bavage, The Terrace, Takapuna.) FIDGETY. "Billy," said his mother reprovingly, "you must sit still at the table." • "I can't, mother," protasted Billy; "I'm a fidgetarian." Hiker: I look upon hiking as a tonic, i Tramp: Yes, and a passing lorry as a pick-me-up, I suppose? THE OTHER KIND. Private Brown (writing home): Hi, Bill, how do you spell "fort"? Private Smith: Port. Private Brown: I don't mean that kind of "fort." I mean the "fort" what you fink. i Copied. '
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 269, 13 November 1935, Page 24
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85JOKES. Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 269, 13 November 1935, Page 24
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