WHY?
(Sent in by N'ola Rlley, Thames Street Ohakune Junction ; age 14.) Q. Why did the music box? A. Because the pianoforte. Q. Why did the cake stand? A. To give, the mushroom. Q. Why did the bugle call? A. Because the drum rolled. Q. Why did the rose bough? A. Because it saw Sweet William. Q. Why did the lemon peel? A. Because it saw the banana skin Q. Why did the dew drop? A. Because the moss rose. —^Copied.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 58, 9 March 1935, Page 2 (Supplement)
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