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RIDDLES.

(Sent in by Lorrina Hegglin, Aria, Te Kulti.) Q.—Why is a five pound note better than five sovereigns? A.—Because when you put it in your pocket you double it and find it-increases (in creases). Q—What volume is sure to bring tears into your eyes ? A.—A volume of smoke. Q.—Why is an orange like a church steeple ? A.—Because we have a peel from it. Q,—Which is the most difficult train to catch ? A.—The 12.50, because it is ten to one if you catch it. q.—Why is the letter A like honeysuckle? A.—A bee follows (B). Q,—What key is hardest to turn? A.—A don-key. Q.—What letter in the alphabet would you use if you wished to make a cat speak? , , A.—H. It ma*es a cat chat.

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Auckland Star, Volume LXIV, Issue 29, 4 February 1933, Page 16 (Supplement)

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RIDDLES. Auckland Star, Volume LXIV, Issue 29, 4 February 1933, Page 16 (Supplement)

RIDDLES. Auckland Star, Volume LXIV, Issue 29, 4 February 1933, Page 16 (Supplement)