TO RAISE A SMILE.
(Sent in by Kay Lock wood, 3, Church Street, Onehunga.) ONLY TOO TRUE. Teacher: Now tell me tho name of some picccs of clothing? Children: Coat, hat, stockings. Teacher: Now a piece of clothing for tho hands? Smith: Trouser pockets. FAMOUS. Jack: Gee, pa, I'm getting famous. I've got into tho newspaper to-d'ay. Pa: Well, that's great, let me see it. Jack: It says that 50,523 people crossed the bridge last year, and I'tn one of them. THANKS FOR THE OFFER. Farmer: If I thought you had been stealing my apples I'd give you my stick! Tommie: Oh, thank you, sir. If you give me your stick I could reach them easily. REDUCING. "How is your father getting on with his reducing exercises, Tommy?" "Oh, fine. Tho battleship he hncl tattoed on his chest is only a rowing boat no.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 287, 3 December 1932, Page 2 (Supplement)
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144TO RAISE A SMILE. Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 287, 3 December 1932, Page 2 (Supplement)
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