RIDDLES.
Q. —Why did the people at the con-i ccrt look miserable and uncomfortable ? A.—Because tax (tacks) oil tlio scats. 1 Q. —Why is an orchestra of violins like an over-polite man? A. —Because it is full of bows and. scrapes.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 209, 3 September 1932, Page 3 (Supplement)
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