RIDDLES.
What is the brightest city in the world V —Electri-i'ity. Why is a naughty cliikl like a dusty carpet?— Because they both need a good beating. • What are the most dangerous stars?— Shooting stars. When do two and two make more than four? —When they are side by side (2-2). Which is the easiest way to make a ( chicken run ?—Gliase it. Why is a blunt knife like a bad joke? • —Because you cannot see the point. What kind of match box is best ? — An 'empty one, because it is niatch-iess. When is a lift like a policeman?— When it "takes people up." What parts of London are found in New York?—N and*o.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 67, 19 March 1932, Page 2 (Supplement)
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