TO RAISE A SMILE.
Driver: What on earth is that intermittent squeak ? His wife: uli. stop. <ieor?e! Mr. •Tones lias got himself shut up in th 3 dicky seat! '"Tommie," said the lady visitor, '"do you know what to eat, what to drink, and what to avoid?"' '"Rather."' replied Toiamic. 'Eat a]] you can. drink all wu ran. and avoid getting a j>ain."
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Auckland Star, Volume LX, Issue 40, 16 February 1929, Page 3 (Supplement)
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63TO RAISE A SMILE. Auckland Star, Volume LX, Issue 40, 16 February 1929, Page 3 (Supplement)
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