SHE SCORED.
"What can you ■do?" asked the old maiden aunt, sarcastically, "nothing; you can't even cook a sausage but wliat you make it look like something that's fallen down the chimney. You cant boil an egg but what the inside of it comes out like the inner tube of a bicycle tyre." "Oh, well," interrupted the nephew's younj» wife, "I've done one thing yon couldnt, anyway." "And what's that?" shouted the irate old lady. "Got mai~ied, M was the calm reply.
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Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 249, 20 October 1928, Page 3 (Supplement)
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82SHE SCORED. Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 249, 20 October 1928, Page 3 (Supplement)
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