HAVE YOU HEARD?
(Sent in by Keith Mosheim.)
Q.: What number is finished by adding one letter ?—A.: One is done by adding d.
Q.: What is never before time? —A, The back of a watch.
Q.: What is the difference between a bad sixpence and a mad rabbit?—A.: One is bad money and the other is a mad ounnv.
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Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 32, 8 February 1928, Page 18
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60HAVE YOU HEARD? Auckland Star, Volume LIX, Issue 32, 8 February 1928, Page 18
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