SOME OF THE WINER'S WORK.

Auckland Star, Volume LVIII, Issue 109, 11 May 1927, Page 20

SOME OF THE WINER'S WORK.

|jp 8 COMPETITION, Mount Xdtn. Aged 12 years. ■ Hrifc- Smith:, Hello. Is that number Unknown: It ig. Mrs, Smith: Am I •peaking to Mr. Bobinson? ■ • ■ Unknown: Tee, yon are. Mra* Smith: Well, I've sent back those three pounds of sausages you delivered yesterday. ~ Unknown: Me—sausages T Tut! tut! I v* never delivered you any sausages. Mrs. Smith: What's that? Youdidn't M y MttMges? They were delivered at my house, and I'm perfectly sure it wasn't the cat that put them in on the verandah. In any case— unknown: I don't sell sausages. rWffi Smith: Whatl You don't sell MVjWges} But yon must-all butchers Unknown: Well, I'm not a butcher. I'm « veterinary surgeon. I've heard of dogs being made Into sausages, but I've never tried it. Mri. Smith: Why didn't you tell me yonweren'tatthebeginningt What is your number then f RoUrUon—R-aB-K-R-T 8-O-N. A Mr*, Smith: 205481 Why didn't yoU tell me at the beginning that your name wnsnlt "Robinson." J-J^ ht J°* -aid » " Is that Mr. Robertson. The names are rather alike, anyway. Mrs. Smith: Oh, I understand. Yes, th# Are rather similar, aren't they? Unknown: Lots of people mix the names. So I'm always getting called up for some wrong name. Mrs. Smith: Yes, I suppose you are. unknown: I'm sorry I couldn't oblige you by being a, butcher—stillMrs. Smith: Good'bye. Sorry to,have troubled you. -■?•■:..■

Are., Bdeadal*. Aged Iβ years. Mri. Smith: Hello. Iβ that Number 20-943* i >~ •■ l : > ; ": Unknowm Yμ, thit it 50.643. Who do you want? - Mri. S.: An I apaaldng to Mr. RobinUnknown: Yei, Mr. Robertson speaking. :'■ .■.':.-..:' ; Mre. 8.1 W«tt, I're sent beck that three pound! of aauuMgee you deliymred yesUnknown: Jflif: *Sautages! Which ■aueageeT I didn't send any. Mrs. S.: What , * thatt Ypu didn't •end me any •atteageeT They were delittwd at »y houie, and I'm perfectly euro ft wasn't the cat that put them in th# lafe on the rerandah. In any can- ■ Uataowat I don't lell eausafet^ Wfitf'i'ft* . Whatt> .Toiil don't aeQ RMMtfeel, But you mmt—all butehera dOmyA^,', •;.'■".•.•■',",- '■ ' " , '\-^'-' Unknown: B-but, I'm not a butcher. ff , ' ''i '"••. •."■' ■•'•• . .... ~..'"- ■■■•'• * ..,;..- : Kn. 8.1 Why didn't you tell me you wafta't at the btginningT What is your Vakaont Wβ 00-043, and my RoWrtion, in* , Mw.fl.tiO.a4ar Well, yonWidn't t«tt m» at the btflnning that your name wain't ritoUaip^••;■;'/=; ' : i.■/ \" Unknowns Well, you aee, the num•r.9^ ] ' ~ ;■: - ; Utf. 8.1 Oh, I und«ntand. Yμ, they almUar,ana J t thay? mofi in thla cohfuaion of naßMa and nuatbew. -'■■; ; ■ ' . i ■ : Mrt. 8.: Yw,;l euppoee you are. it jwn'l oewir

THIRD.—PMIHb WMtake*. 81, St. Paul S Aged 14 years, Hello, ftf'tfcat numb* '» 20-048?fe; '; •' ■ Unknowns 20-543? Yet. r «¥/■' Sm,th: jlm ' r »Peaking to Mi Robinson? Unknowns Ton art. • Jto§. Smith: WeM, I have gent bad wojeeeusagea you delivered yesterday. I Unknown: I didn't send any sausage* Mia. Smiths What's that, yon didn'i 1 Mod me any sausages? They were de livered at my bouse and I'm perfectb sure it wasn't the eat that put them ii the safe on the verandah. In an } I Unknown: I'm not a butcher, I'm a dentist. What is your numbe, Unknown: 20-543. Mri. Smith, 20-643. WeU, why oidn'i J™™ o **/ Son y» madam, I understood you to say Rolinson. «.?£■• I understand. Yes, jthey are rather similar, aren't they ? ,Weß, I see there m a n * Hating me, so, good afternoon! trS?you* ****