HOME COURT SPARKLETS.
Marylebone Wife: "My husband is very trustworthy; lie does all the shopping." Haggerston Wife: I always agree with my husband if he agrees with mc. Wife at Wood Green: This woman's \ language made my deaf husland Lear i again. Witness (in a "no lights" cas.B at Leighton Buzzard): His lights were distill guished. Woman at Willesden: My children may be lazy, but they read md write better than I can. • Nottingham Magistrates' Clerk: Have you anything to ask? —Prisoner: What's the fine? Willesden Magistrate: I hope you two women will get on better now.—Woman: Oh, yes, we never speak. Mansfield Tenant: Tljere is just room for one bed in the room, but you couid put another underneath. Solicitor at Marylebone: What is your husband suffering from?— Woman: Something they call "anno domino." Question at Marylebone County Court: Do you know the difference between off side and near side? —Witness:'' The off side is the off side and the near side is the near - side-
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Auckland Star, Volume LVII, Issue 43, 20 February 1926, Page 27
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