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DIFFERENCES

The difference between a woman and a glass," said the funny fellow, "is that the glass reflects without speaking, while a woman speaks without reflecting." "And the difference between you and * glass," said the sharp girl, "is that the Class is polished." j There are no epeeders in North Adams, Massachusetts. A policeman stands at the roadside with * red lantern or flag Speeders are hailed and cautioned to use discretion. If the driver fails to slow down the policeman blows his whistle, ami further down the road a board filled with short spikes is stretched across the highway. .

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Auckland Star, Volume LIV, Issue 110, 10 May 1923, Page 7

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DIFFERENCES Auckland Star, Volume LIV, Issue 110, 10 May 1923, Page 7

DIFFERENCES Auckland Star, Volume LIV, Issue 110, 10 May 1923, Page 7