PRO BONO PUBLICO. (For the Good of the Public.)

Auckland Star, Volume LIII, Issue 4, 6 January 1922, Page 4

PRO BONO PUBLICO. (For the Good of the Public.)

RECENT DISCOVERIES. My Dear PeopleLast year was a most remarkable ene. We settled the Irisb question before New Zealand's delegate arrived in Ireland, and those who sent him would like the puree of sovereigns returned to Invest In Muscle-Raiser, being value for thenmoney. The Germans have discovered how to make gold out ot baser metals, presumably basic slag. This ought to be good news for our dairy farmers, who go in for basic elag for enriching pastures for butter-fat, as all required is an electric vacuum furnace to melt the surplus stocks, taxation, and the national debt. The civilised Powers throughout the world, Including the Dominion, have decided upon disarmament, each to retain then* present navies in the event of any disagreements later on. His Worship the Mayor ot Mount Eden has made a startling statement that be only witnessed one virile rat In his "burrow," as probably the others were indisposed through a surfeit of "Austrian Bug." At any rate, the Hon. Parr has pnt a price on the virile rat's bead, for research purposes, as it is obvious tbe delusions in dry areas must be traced wben municipal honours are prevalent. Champion's discovery Is that, he will be able to keep bis valued people supplied with Mnscle-Balser Flour and Standard Soother until January, 1023.' He appreciates their business, as he cannot do witbent It, and he must congratulate tbem upon being excellent Judges of quality, etc. With best wishes for a Prosperous and Happy New Year, which is assored If you keep to the paths of Virtue. Ever yours, v„ Anckland.