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Auckland Star, Volume LI, Issue 293, 8 December 1920, Page 4

HONORES MUTANT MORES. (Honours Change Men's Manners or Characters.) My Dear People,— I purchased n 4 2 ticket to hear | Sic Conan Doyle's lecture last night. nnd nn back of (icket was "Look out for Watson, the Entertainer." It is nppareni (his class of business must lie slack elsewhere. Sir Conan opened his lecture with the egotistical "I" predominant. Some of his credentials reminded one of the Liver Pill urn] Ilnlr Restorer Advertisements ns follows:—I used n box of your pills and was a changed man. also a bottle of your hair restorer, nnd 1 can now do without a comb and brush. It is apparent. reliable paid mediums are scarce, as iie only mentioned two. The first was a lady win. went into a trance and his brother' and son appeared. The second was a little tailor ut Glasgow • (where spirits are largely manufactured!: he took his clients up into an nttlc and immediately a young gale arose. accompanied with iol mi red lights. No doubt nn electric billion was pressed lo produce these wonderful phenomena. It ls evident I here is a shortage of reliable paid mediums, ns the "game IS not worth Ihe candle," ns Champion's motto, "All Ihings whatsoever ye would that men should do to you do ye even so to diem." has snuffed the candle, and Champion Muscle Kaiser Flour and Standard products are your malnstay. I nm, "I T Auckland. PS—No doubt when Sir Conan returns home lie will write a book similar to Mark Twain's "Innocents _ Abroad." D 4 T> E M 0 V A 1, -\T O T I C E. "DAST-EN'S /COMMERCIAL /pRAINING /COLLEGE. The undersigned beg to intimate that owing to the Imperial .Buildings having been sold, they have vacated the premises recently occupied by them, and have removed to 318, VICTORIA ARCADE, where they will continue to practise as iPublic Accountants anil Auditors, Reporters, Legal and Public Typistes. Owing to being unable -to secure suffi-ciently-commodious premises for the purposes of a Commercial College, the school is being discontinued for the time being. A .Re-union in connection with the College will be held iv February of next year.

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Cape Maria Wl - P 80.04 66 IlUi-ell NJ *" 29 - 93 « Manukau Heads WNWg F 20.84 66 A-c_land Wfb O 29.88 12 GL-b0r_.e......... NWfb O 29.70 75 Taupo SI O 20.76 70 Napier SWI O 29.08 73 Wanganui NWbr Z 20.77 70 Cape Egmont... Wl F 20.78 65 Cape Farewell.. Wfb C 29.70 65 Cape PailUer Ng B 29.61 75 Wellington....... NWbr OM 29.01 82 Cape Campbell.. Wfb B 29.54 64 CbrUtchurcb NWfb ■BC 29.43 S3 Dunedln NWI BC 29.33 63 Bluff NWbr C_ 29.36 57 WEATHER —8., Blue ess; C, Cloudi: D . Drlzzllne rain; F., Foggy: G.. Gloomy; _. Hall: L-, Lightning: At., Misty; 0.. Overcast; P.. Pissing abowers; Q., Squally; n Continued rain; T.. Thunder; S., Snow; U.'. Ugly. _»"«'• **-ln* a»Dearance: _;.. Hu_j. WIND FORCE.—C, Calm; L-, Light; Br., o. Mre - F 8.. Fresh breeze; M.G., Moderate j Heavy gale; W., Severe gale.