GOURMET'S LOVE SONG.
As Is the mint sance to tJ» lamb, As as the fried ecg to the bam, As is the 'possum to the yam, Are you to mc! Like pork without the apple sauce, Uke hot cross buns without the croffl Without you, love, a total loss My life would be! Like apple pie without the cheese. Or juicy lamb without the peas, Or lemon lee that will not freeze. Would be my life. Yon are the syrup to my cakes. , Yon are the mushrooms *to my steak* And so I beg for both our sakes, Oh, be my wife! —"New Tork Globe."
THE TWO PIPERS. He was a long-haired bard, His daddy was a plumber; All winter long dad laboured hard— The son worked sprinir and summer. And. though he saw some verse la tTiHt No payments came for <3a.vs: And dad makes more at Injuns pipes Than the eon makes piping lays.
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Auckland Star, Volume XLV, Issue 152, 27 June 1914, Page 16
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156GOURMET'S LOVE SONG. Auckland Star, Volume XLV, Issue 152, 27 June 1914, Page 16
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