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USELESS ENTERPRISE.

The following communication was recently received by a gentleman resident in the North of England:— "We understand that you are contemplating matrimony, and tender you our congratulat'ionc. If you -will advise us of the amount you are prepared to spend —say, two hundred -pounds— will set up a model house in our establishment, so that you can see what every room will look like. In addition, without any charge, we will select dccorationa to harmonise with the furniture and superviso the workmen. So. .without the slightest . trouble to youroelf, you will find" everX ! niece of furniture placed exactly bs,7°- || | desire in an al^opriaitdy^ 6cor »* M . hoiiee." ■? '...7 : i /i*-;;" ' The reply Was:-- ' - rudrs w* ' •T-nlwcs the unit '£*§***»» .&.-?£ proven Hi i ,*j*4^S^f^?* But try my ■ coram tw ~ -.._.. -,-■ ■ man!" ' ' --:. '■' -'■'■' -- ; '

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Auckland Star, Volume XLIV, Issue 279, 22 November 1913, Page 9

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USELESS ENTERPRISE. Auckland Star, Volume XLIV, Issue 279, 22 November 1913, Page 9

USELESS ENTERPRISE. Auckland Star, Volume XLIV, Issue 279, 22 November 1913, Page 9