SUMMER RESORT LIMERICKS.

Auckland Star, Volume XLIII, Issue 306, 23 December 1912, Page 1 (Supplement)

SUMMER RESORT LIMERICKS.

A maiden both i harming and pretty, Vivacious ami clever and witty. Said t,> Iteggy Ie Vcrei •You're a iiiillioiiaire here, lint w1,,-:-e ilo you work in the city?"' •I am going to K et next to Nature." Said T,-,l; And th ii he pitched camp where mosquitoes are I,red I!" was mistered and bit Till he died in a fit: Thus Nature got next to poor Teddy instead. "What a blunder I've made." declared Bess. •Tin engaged to a man. 1 confess. We Lad named the glad day, I'.nt he hurried away Without leaving his name or address." A credulous maid at the shore Was quite charmed with a fellow named More: But she nearly expired When she found he was hir.ed To make love t,, fair guests by the score. A pretty young maid in the sea Shouted our t., a man: "Kescuc mc. And 111 he your wife!" j -Nixej : Net cii your life. 1 was caught that way once." answered he. | A business man named Mr. Glover | l'.v'rv summer starts out to discover I A 'place 1,, get rest— At tl.e end ~f each quest He stays at home for a month to recover. Lord r>e Smith with a mild expletive Said. "That <-,ov is a fraud, as I live; Neither buttermilk, cream. Nor aught else, it would seem, I'.ut plain milk does the animal give."