THE VICTIMS.
VTben man is so that every nerve The Sllputest jangle iars. He's suffering from OverworkIt cannot be Cigars. When Woman has an aching head "Tis very plain that she Must slower go in Church, and Home— But. not Society. When Debutante contracts a cold "Us patent at a glance, tl came from sleeping in a draught— And not from breezy Dance. When little Susy grumpy feels, And tells a tale of woe. Too mnch she's had of Buttered Bread— Bnt not of Candy? No! For this is human nature, son, Ton'll nd it to be trne; We're very loth to lay the blame On. things we lite to-do.
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXVI, Issue 225, 20 September 1905, Page 9
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110THE VICTIMS. Auckland Star, Volume XXXVI, Issue 225, 20 September 1905, Page 9
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