ENGLISH AS SHE IS WRIT.
A maid tn a spirit of pique Slapped her lover quite hard ou tin • •hicirjer But never a w.jrd Said he, and I've hord They are going to marry n.-it wlque. Another of -whom I have heard Had a voice as sweet as a beard She's a bachelor girl, With a low-drcopin-- c'rl And "Fancy:" - s hear favourite wear*. They lived in very swell *uit° On a very estrav.- 1? aut struito ■ Tne rent was so That hard as they.l trish Ihey coukln t make both ends muir.». A coot who had many receipts For cooking ( fish poultry, and beipcs. Exclaimed iv surprise , '.i —jTr a asked to """te pise, - wisn t ea-a-ei to cook r.weipSU,*
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXVI, Issue 84, 8 April 1905, Page 9
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121ENGLISH AS SHE IS WRIT. Auckland Star, Volume XXXVI, Issue 84, 8 April 1905, Page 9
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