THE GENUINE ARTICLE.
Old Lady: Is this a genuine alii* gator bag? Dealer:^, Yes, ma'am. I shot that alligator myself. Old Lady: It looks rather soiled. Dealer: That's where he hit the ground when he tumbled off the tree, ma'am.
Jackson—l've been married for fifr teen years, and my wife never fails to meet me at the door.
Johnson —Wonderful! Jackson—Yes; she's afraid I might go in without wiping my feet.
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXII, Issue 129, 1 June 1901, Page 2 (Supplement)
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71THE GENUINE ARTICLE. Auckland Star, Volume XXXII, Issue 129, 1 June 1901, Page 2 (Supplement)
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