THE POOR MAN'S JOKE.
J A poor man walked into} a cheap I restau_nanti aud called for a petti.'* worth of plum pudding. • OnheipP served he asked the lady if she would do him a favour. She: "It a_HeP ends upon what it is, sir." He: '!Oo_l_ ?°. v tell me if a-hy train cars run th_ | way?" "What do you want to kn°,-T 1 for, my good man?',' "Because Zsiom want to ride from one plum to Jffi other, as I couldn't walk it. ._'_-.«<* a bad walker." ' -;
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXI, Issue 292, 8 December 1900, Page 2 (Supplement)
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