FATAL FAT
Everybody is aware that the Hon. Billy's dimensions are increasing daily. Yesterday he went into the tailor's to be measured for a -waistcoat. The tailor only measured half way round, and then gave it up.
'Hullo!' says Billy, 'ain't you going to make the waistcoat meet?'
'Not for five and six, your honour!'
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Auckland Star, Volume XXX, Issue 159, 7 July 1899, Page 7
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