An easy question.—Teacher: 'Why did the Normans and Saxons fight at Hastings?' Pupil: 'That's where they happened to meet, ma'am!' 'We're in great luck,' said the early December bride to her husband, as she surveyed her wadding gifts. 'How is that?' 'We call distribute the dupliccates among our friends as Christmas presents.' ALAS! THAT DAY. •What do you consider the saddest day of your life?' 'The day I consented to let my wife do her own cooking.'
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Auckland Star, Volume XXX, Issue 87, 14 April 1899, Page 3
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