, Kind Old Lady: Poor man! You look as if you had seen better days.—Willie Deadtired: I have, madam. Once I-dwelt'in granite halls.—Kind Old Lady: And why this loss of such a home?—Willie Deadtired: My term expired.
No Trouble.—Kind Old Gentleman : Why have you had trouble with this poor little boy ? Johnny Eastside (haughtily) • No trouble at all, mister; I done him up with one hand., .
Vi here to put it.—A : I'm thinking of dabbling a little in stocks. What's a good thing to put your money in ? B : Your inside-pocket.
Merciful.—Bills : Does this photograph do me justice? Mills : It does more than that. It is really merciful to you. In the Chemistry. Lecture.—Professor : What happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Student (after long reflection) : It's stolen !
'How is your brother, Tommy ?' .' 11l in bed, miss; he's hurt himself.' 'How did he do.that?'. 'We were playing at who could lean furthest out,of a railway carriage—
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Auckland Star, Volume XXIX, Issue 101, 30 April 1898, Page 2 (Supplement)
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