Magistrate : ' Madam, your husband charges you with assault. 1 Madam : ' Yes, your Honor. I asked him if he would never cease to love me, and he was so slow in answering that I hit him with a mop. I'm only a woman, your Honor (tears), and a woman's lifa without love is a more blight.'
Mrs Easb: And what do you think of Mr Inkwell, the novelist? Mrs West: Why, bis clothe* are so very old-fashioned. And I understood that be was celebrated for hit style. .
Western Train Robber: Hold np yonr hands. Reggie Languid : Aw—-go to my man, deah fellow; he always awaogea about) my travelling bills.
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Auckland Star, Volume XXVII, Issue 156, 4 July 1896, Page 2 (Supplement)
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