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' Mine in a fate,' the statesman said, 'Thftt is enrpassing sad. Whene'er I have not, made a speech, I always wish I had. 'And one more element of gloom Comes to my mournful tot. Whene'er Ire gotten up and talked, I wi§h that I had not.' •Ah, thab'sa great strain,' exclaimed the tenor, who was exercising hie voice in hi« bedroom. 'A great strain it is,' replied his room mate, ' on those who have to listen to it.'

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Auckland Star, Volume XXVII, Issue 138, 13 June 1896, Page 3 (Supplement)

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Untitled Auckland Star, Volume XXVII, Issue 138, 13 June 1896, Page 3 (Supplement)

Untitled Auckland Star, Volume XXVII, Issue 138, 13 June 1896, Page 3 (Supplement)