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• My dear,' eaid Mr Darley to his wife* 'we shall have fco economise.' '• Very well, love, , replied Mrs Darley, cheerfully. 'Suppose yoa reeign your club, give up smoking, and Bhave yourself. , "That's a pretty programme,'l must say. And whafc will you do as yonr share of our economy V 'I will cub your hair.' Doiner a driving business—Running a livery stable. Does a ' rattling' business—• Bones' ia the minstrel show. MrsKicksey: Why do you suppose the hieh hat is making so much trouble! Kickeey: Because there's a WQBiftQ at the bofctofcofifc, of coarse.

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Auckland Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 196, 17 August 1895, Page 3 (Supplement)

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Untitled Auckland Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 196, 17 August 1895, Page 3 (Supplement)

Untitled Auckland Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 196, 17 August 1895, Page 3 (Supplement)