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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1736, 7 May 1930, Page 5

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, The O.D.T. tells us that the number ' of depositors in .the Duncdiu Savings' ■ Bank has increased during tli<i last few' years. In proportion to the increased number of rainy days, we presume. ! ■ -M&S&tf —' ' : '"""■ ■ ■ „ , . , -J A gay young customer,in a Duuediu.i garage asked for a "coop." ."A: i .coupe," corrected the salesman, .'.'a , coop is a';'thing you have-for !)irds;7'„o ''Wcll'-'that's wlrit I want," was the < ■reply. ; - ' ■ '. ' »-I **■— ; -— • ' The pillion-girl takes her fate in her ••■' bauds, and her driver of ten'takes .his'• fate in-his arms, ' '."■ '"■ ' ] :Girls often marry in haste, and re- j paint at leisure.-. • ... , . : -— _—_ j , Nowadays the only thing a child ■ , learns at its.mother's knee is the colour of her garters. ,!:{ !.j . I A clergyman announces that he some-' times gets an idea for a sermon after a hap. Church-goers, contrariwise, frc- 3 qucntly get the idea for a nap during a sermon* .;•■■<. From Limerick:—' '■ "" T '\ ■'.-t> There was a young .curatJ of Kew, _ ' Who kept a large cat in a pew, " ■ ] lie taught it each week ", ■ '■ Alphabetical Greek I But it never got further than MU., '