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At Auckland a sixteen-year-old caddie has been summoned for. using bad language. It isn't every youth who has mastered the game at that age.
Apparently plus fours are to- be so roomy this winter that we shall have to refer to them as surplus fours.
"The genuine motorist rarely loses his temper," says a writer. Except, of course, when lie foozles his pedestrian.
A Chicago man. in London has been robbed of eighty pounds. That ought to make ~him feel quite at home. A Wellington paper, referring to the report on vital statistics, draws attention to the rarity of 1928 babies. Those who possess specimens, however, should not be too sanguine of obtaining fancy prices from collectors. It is said that the modern woman keeps her complexion longer' than she used to. This is probably because she buys it in a tin instead of a cardboard box. Prom Limeriek:— There was a,youug lady of Condovor, Whose husband soon ceased to be fond of her; For he could not forget He had wooed a brunette, But peroxide had since made a blonde of her.
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1691, 19 June 1929, Page 5
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