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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1689, 5 June 1929, Page 5

BOY FOB FABM. E. J. WALDBOX, Clyde.

THE MAM IN THE STREET SAYS That Spring has come. That the Jambs 'are now erying out for the mint sauce. That the roach arrives to-morrow — not Cobb and Co., bat the golf coach. That Rancher JJenry was observed yesterday, in the sheep yards culling oat the one-toothers from the gummics. That flags in the main street of Alexandra were conspicuous by their absence on Monday.. That the Mayor of -Tawhiti is anxious to know of the whereabouts of "Belief" and "Security," as the last report heard from them was the echo of a shot at dusk on the 3rd inst. That some anxiety is felt as a black hat, a red dog and bag of quail were seen stranded on the 14-mile beach by Harry Miller late that evening. That if it is true most ■men get to heaven by a "elose shave" Robert, of Tawhiti, is at* present running an awful risk. That Dick M'Kissock and party arc wringing a lullaby while. rocking their cradle on the banks of the Molyneux. That the towu was inundated with "Weavers" and "Turners" on Saturday night. That a white "Swan" was observed, in their midst. That one side is said to be carrying a little more "Waigth" than the other. That there will be a spiritualistic meeting in Alexandra to-morrow. That the local M'Sheiks are at present scattered but are sure-to "mob Dp" again after the holidays. That because a motor bike recently ignited George Frye's bowser proves there must be more spirit than water in the contents. That George promptly "bagged" the flames. That Frank Perkins expects a record crowd at the forthcoming "Wallaby Ball" in Omakau. That a local pastor was seen driving . home with some "winter" logs on Friday. That while warning his people against fire in the future life he evidently favours a "wee spark" in the present Jife.