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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1689, 5 June 1929, Page 5

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*A Londou Liberal paper has drawn attention to a photograph of Mr Wiustou Churchill smoking a cigar with the band on. This is a disclosure which has evidently proved embarrassing to the Conservative Government.

A writer in the same paper states that he does not know what to think of Mr Winston Churchill. We understand that Mr Lloyd George has offered to tell him, and to do so free of Entertainment Tax.

With reference to the mysterious man who goes about throwing coins at dogs in Duncdin, we understand that quite a number of Scotsmen in that eity are learning to bark.

Parents have been recommended not to make too much fuss when u child is found out in his first lie. Allowance should be made for want of practice.

A news item says that an efficient fireman ean turn out fully . dressed in twenty-five seconds. So that's why there are bo tirewomen.

The statement of a Wellington magistrate that a man has no right to hit his wife in the eye will be welcomed by husbands who have been contemplating some such action but were doubtful as to its legality.

Prom Limerick:— There was an old woman of Churston, Who thought her third husband the worst 'un, For he justly was reckoned Far worse than her second, ' . "jt And the second was worse than the first 'uu,