PITHY PARS.
Two's company; but it is just aa j3 well to'have a lawyer to witifcss the ~> agreement,; ." '."' Honesty is tho best policy, but soma people" we know seem-to get on protty. well* •' .- When a man lias a lot of money there is only one other thing ho wants. More money. ' ' Lawyers sometimes toll the truth. In ■ fact, they don't min<J doing, anything to win a case. It takes"a woman a long'time to get ready for the theatro—but she invarN ably makes up for it. . Nothing comes to us without effort. The best-looking collars for men are the hardest to button. Without wishing to insinuate anything, it may be said that a good many bashful men get married. There was one© a couple who, during their twenty years' imarried life, only had one quarrol. It is still going on. Many a truo word is spoken ia jest because the speaker is afraid of being .knocked down if ho didn't speak it i that way. ' ~ i ' i " '
Many a man who will fall asleep in tho middle of a lecture on 'How to Save the World''mil stay up half the night playing cards.
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1208, 19 November 1919, Page 2
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