. Casy : 'Qi'd lick ye t r tuppence.' Costigan: 'Yer a blackleg to work so. chape.'.' ——— -.i11.--" '* The gate waa broken last evening, Constance. Do you know how, it occurred ?' 'Yes, father, love levels all things' DJly Flirtgirl: 'lam engaged to be married. "Congratulate me, dear.' Maud Brisk: 'With all my heart! Everything I said last time I endorse now?' Clerk: 'I would like to ,'gefc off early, sir, as my wife 'wants me .to. do seme odd jobs round the house while it is light enough.' . r: Manager : Can't possibly do it.' Clerk : 'Thank you, sir. You are very kind.' * Well, my man, what are you in for p" • Ob, I'm in for a good time, lady.? ' I don't understand you.' ' I'm in for licking me mother-in-law.' Isaacs: 'I don't t'ink derej is much money in the bicycle peezness as der used to be.' Cohen: ' VeU, I don't know. Two gonceins busted last week.' >. r Paris has just started another daily journal, ' Le Voix Nationals.' This brings thn total of daily newspapers in Paris up to something in the neighbourhood of forty. Its director is M. de Marcere, the life Senator.. ... ; ;; . .., ~ Among the titles of the Eiman Emperors were Augustas Csesar, Divus, Pius, Pelix, Clemenp, Tranquillus, Sanctissimus, Alfcisaimus, Dominus and others of similar ponderosity. ' ' n ;:1 ; ri "-
The tallest schrol-girl in the world is said to;" b«.. foutd. in \ K9idmana, near Sterzing. When but eleven years of age she< literally looked down upon her teacher?, standing about six feet in bright. Bat to America belongs the honour, of producing the Emallest body on record. This human mite was a girl, and weighed only a pound when born. At two months she scaled two pounds in bar. clothes. Tet she was symmetrically proportioned and enjoyed good l health. < Her feet were an inch in length, and a finger ring could be passed over her hand*
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 349, 15 January 1903, Page 2
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314Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 349, 15 January 1903, Page 2
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