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Title: Cæna recta

Author: Heard, Joshua

Published: Commercial Printing & Publishing Co., Wellington, N.Z., 1923

CÆNA RECTA

By JOSHUAS HEARD

Author of

“ The Jews : Their Position and Influence in the World’s History.”

" The History of Marlborough."

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Wellington, N.2. :

The Commercial Printing & Publishing Company, Limited.

1923

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Introduction.

The aim of the author in this work has "been to provide an interesting, pleasant, and instructive entertainment for a leisure hour.

On the subject of morality he has endeavoured to be correct in his deductions and impartial in his judgment. It may here be mentioned, parenthetically, that certain bigoted individuals strongly opposed his public advocacy of the great principle of morality.

In regard, however, to his expressed views on the subject of morality, as well as on other subjects, he hopes not to be severely censured for any discrepancy that may be discovered. Conscious of his own incompetency he has not presumed to criticise the opinions of others except where it was necessary to combat falsehood or malice. ' He has not entirely abstained from discussing topics of a controversial nature nor of expressing his own opinions upon disputed questions as the expression of opinions on any subject or question is but exercise of that common freedom which every one has a right to claim. He cherishes a hope that his indulgent readers will derive some benefit by a perusal of the following pages, and craves for this his present work a continuance of that favourable consideration which an appreciative and generous public so liberally bestowed upon his previous publications.

Caena recta was regarded by the ancient Romans as a social friendly repast, but when a very grand least and a great variety of dishes were placed before the guests they were supposed to be bewildered as not to know which to choose first, it was called caena dubia. When only one dish was presented the meal was named caena ambulatoria. That my readers may enjoy what this work contains is the sincere desire of

THE AUTHOR

Wellington, New Zealand, February, 1923.

Preliminary Remarks.

< hie of the effects of the recent great war is the extensive alterations of the boundaries of some of the countries of Europe, and also of those of Africa. Vast tracts of land in the latter Continent have been wrested from the tyrannical kulter—the iron grasp of Germany, and happily placed under the genial sway of the sceptre of Great Britain.

1 am led to make these remarks in consequence of certain chapters being inserted in this booklet which were written some years before the war commenced. The indulgent reader will, by an attentive perusal of the chapters referred to. see the difference between the possessions of some of the European nations prior to the war and their present possessions.

For many years past I have advocated through the press and by public lectures the teaching of morality in public schools, for which strangely enough 1 have been violently assailed by certain fanatical bigots, two of whom named themselves respectively Charles Murry and Sans dieu rien.* The first of these saucy scoffers proved himself to he more obscene and also more cowardly than his brother ribald. He adopted a false appellation, not a nom de plume, as his name was not (lharles Murry.

In the following pages 1 shall reproduce some of my former writings, the object of which was to attack with success folly, bigotry and vice, and to inspire a love of the principles of virtue and truth.

Ii was not deemed necessary to make any special reference to the remaining subjects, as they simply speak Tor themselves.

J.H.

Wellington.

French phra.se, the meaning of which is nothing without God.

CONTENTS

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The Fight for a Continent 1

Some Thoughts on Education 5

A Plea for Moral Training 6

Religious versus Moral Instruction 8

Religion and Education 9

Moral versus Religious Instruction 11

Religious versus Secular Instruction 12

Was Pope a Deist? 13

Moralism versus Religion 14

Japan 16

The Japanese and Christianity 20

A Short History of Cuba 21

Africa and Europe 22

A Cage of Unclean Blackbirds 24

A Dance of Bishops 26

A Trio of Political Stage Players 27

Ghostly Possibilities Foreshadowed 28

About Comets 29

Coming of Summer 31

Thieving Firewood 33

Epitaph 33

Henry Lawson’s Verses 33

Woman's Record 34

Rules to be Observed in Conversation 35

Various Religions 36

The Athanasian Creed 39

Matai Beer 41

Chapter 4l

Clergy and People 43

Language 44

About Some Eminent English Poets and Their Poetry 48

A Merry Epicedium 56

A Valuable Recipe for Smokers and Non-Smokers 56

A Sketch of Jamaica 57

A Ghost Story 59

The Fight for a Continent.

Tll E Will T E RAC ES 1X SOT TH AFRK *A. A LAND OF LEARNING, WEALTH AND MYSTERY

(Written in the year 1906.)

The recent and also present military operations of Germany and Britain in Africa show plainly that the white man is rapidly taking possession of the black man's soil; but the ultimate issue, whether for

ERRATA.

Page 3, line 32—for "political" read "piratical."

Page 11, first line to read:—"My reply to a long letter by 'Sans Dieu Rien' is as follows:—''

Page 11, line 29—for "systems" read "system."

Page 12, line 41—for "metaphisic" read "metaphysie.'

Page 16, line 23—for "tinker" read "thinker."

Page 23, line 43—for "patyrus" read "papyrus."

Page 34, second line from bottom of page—for "parity" read '' purity.''

Page 35, ninth line from bottom of page—for "caehinuation" read "cachinnation."

Page 36, ninth line from bottom of page—for "too" read "two."

Page 39, line 14—omit the word "to" after the word "come."

Page 40, line 36—for "hypostasis' read "hypostases."

Page 48, line 7—for '' deed'' read '' deeds.''

Page 50, line 18—for "Walter" read "Waller."

Page 54, line 17—for "enconium" read "encomium."

Page 56 line 24—for 'Martins" read "Martin's."

iiiu greai continem may necome noi only The granary ol Europe, but also her cornucopia, supplying her with inexhaustible stores of tropical and sub-tropical productions, and we may be allowed to suppose thai extraordinary changes in trade and trade routes would ensue were European commerce with the easl to a large extent transferred to Africa.

It may be said thai to speculate in this way is bul indulging in imaginary vision; but it should be remembered that all the resources of Africa have not yet been developed. We know thai the busy and practical section of mankind have almost forgotten thai the greal

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The Fight for a Continent.

THE WHITE RACES IN SOUTH AFRICA. A LAND OF LEARNING, WEALTH AXD MYSTERY.

(Written in the year 1906.)

Die recent and also present military operations of Germany and Britain in Africa show plainly that the white man is rapidly taking possession of the black man's soil; but the ultimate issue, whether for good or otherwise, remains to be seen. The vast area of the Dark Continent, which is estimated to be above 11,500,000 square miles, is to a considerable extent claimed by certain European Governments. A few years ago it was stated in England that less than a fourth part, 2.500,000 square miles, remained unallotted. From the north to the extreme south—from Cairo to the Cape—Africa is in the possession of European States. Seeing Britain's influence in Egypt and at the Cape, Germany and Italy have striven for a share, and for the first time in the history of those nations they have seized portions of African territory. During the last thirty years. Prance has become possessed of an area amounting to ten times the extent of that which she had previously held. These facts are not much noticed at present, and their full significance and ultimate effect upon European politics and trade cannot be estimated with any degree of accura Although the occupation of African lands by Prance, Germany, and Italy is at present limited, there being little more than the existence of a few stations by the respective powers, yet their -ions are protected by proclamations and merely partitioned off by the ehartographer by latitudinal and longitudinal degrees. The divisional lines were arranged and adjusted during the administration of Lord Salisbury; but. prior to this dividing no internation; was in force as regards the question of trespass. The position is different now. the law respecting trespass between the nations which are interested in Africa is acknowledged, although all the exact boundaries have not yet been .ire some matters of detail between Greal Britain. Germany, Prance, Portugal. Italy, and Belgium which yel remain to he settled. It is impossible to predict (fed in the future Europe's vast African possessions may have upon her trade and policy. Northern Africa was the granary of Rome in her palmy days, and it seems to be not altogether improbable that the great continent may become not only the granary of Europe, but also her cornucopia, supplying her with inexhaustible stores of tropical and sub-tropical productions, and we may be allowed to suppose that extraordinary changes in trade and trade routes would ensue were European commerce with the east to a large extent transferred to Africa.

It may be said that to speculate in this way is but indulging in imaginary vision; but it should be remembered that all the resources of Africa have not yet been developed. We know that the busy and practical section of mankind have almosl forgotten that the greal

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continent, in the far-off past, was not only the provider of nations. but was also a strange and powerful factor both for weal and woe in affairs and politics of Europe. Prom Africa have emanated new phases of religion and of philosophy, which permeated European schools. On the African Island of Porto Santo, Columbus thought of : beyond ' 'in. It was in St. Helena that some of tin arcana of the skie ealed to the English astronomer, Edmund Halley. From this snot he the transit of .Mercury across the sm , losition of 350 stars, which procured him the name of "the southern Tyoho." Beneath the clear skies of Africa. Sir l ' hell and others prosecuted their studies, and Miner, calculated an arc of the meridian. Recently, at the Cape astronomy, that ancient science has obtained the ibe most modern, viz.. photography. Prom literature, philosophy, science, and ,1 form. The Dark Continent, like a huge-, slumbering giant, has for centuries been prostrate beneath nanl Euro awakening at intervals to produce somi :ome unthought-of possibility, some subtle turn 1 or religion.

rdes of Moslem fanatics and persecuted by !, as it by the power of magic, become the in Africa that the impalpable and intellectual sun n glory was derived! It was Africa that arts, the letters and the lore of Cadmus. What was tianity, Africa gave to Rome. To this day wo hav< b us the persuasive oratory of St. Cyril, and the opinion Lexandria creed maker, whose fanatical mystifying trash waj with man's intelligence. It is needless to say that I gusfo records his supposed victory over the unci] of Nice; and though banished by Constantine he \ stated and ultimately became the protege of .he Emperor of the Bast, after having almost provoked a re evolution. Aurelius Augustine, from Tagaste, taught led Rome and Milan his system of rhetoric and his religious tenets; and, though various changes have taken place in European c institutions, politics and religion (the last named frequently degi into superstitious buffoonery since his controversies with Pelagius, millions at the present day endorse his views. Prom Africa came Apuleius of "The Golden Ass." which has been translated into most European languages; Cyprian, whose eighty-one letters form siastical history of his time and his "Gratia Dei."

I would willingly omit the following name were it not that I desire to be somewhat accurate in this short record of those who have figured African history. The name to which 1 refer is that of Cyril Alexandria (not "the apostle of the slaves") who in A.D. 412 became Patriarch of thai city. This intolerant, .jealous and murderous prelate was the instigator of the assassination of Hypatia, a female philosopher of the eclectic sect, and the learned daughter of Theon, a celebrated mathematician and the Governor of the Platonic School of

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Alexandria, and Ilypsicles an Alexandrian mathematician and author ol' a valuable treatise entitled "Anaphoricus," which, though written seventeen centuries ago, is still extant. What a depth of thought! What systems of philosophy and extraordinary phases of religion have emanated from the Dark Continent!

But not only in thought, philosophy and religion has Africa exerted a powerful influence over the nations of Europe, but also in arms. Some of the most momentous military events have occurred upon African soil. Witness the struggles of Alexander the Great, his conquest of Egypt and the founding of the city which is named after him; the exploits of Hannibal, of Constantine, the three Scipios, Pompy, Caesar, and Napoleon; the battles between the British and the Zulus, the Boer War, etc.

To turn to recent events, it is gratifying to find that a spirit of peace and amity prevailed during the negotiations and ultimate arrangements made between France and Morocco in which other European Powers felt greatly interested, otherwise it is likely that a European war would have been precipitated. African ideas differ from those of Europe, for. when questions of importance with Europe concluded and the business settled, the great continent, like a sullen recluse, recedes from view and appears desirous of escaping form European policy and the activity of European life.*

The mind of man is progressive, and when we have taken a retrospect of events which have long passed away, and also look at those of the present, we feel compelled to ask—What will be the future of Africa now that she is being brought somewhat under the influence of that spirit of activity which predominates in Britain, France and Germany? African territory to a vast extent has become European territory. Egypt has always been regarded as a strategic position, almost equally situated between east and west, and eminently suitable to form a base for military operations in either direction. As is well known, Algeria, of political notoriety, belongs to France, and forms part of her political system, as it is represented in the Chamber of Deputies. In addition to Algeria, France holds sway over Tunis and Tripoli, and has also possessed herself of other vast tracts to the extent of 2,300,000 square miles. A lew years ago Italian ambition made what were subsequently proved to be unwelcome overtures to Abyssinia and the unhappy but ever aggressive Muscovite also made attempts (though futile) to extend his religion and his power to that country. These anil other movements of a similar kind were made in consequence of Britain's foreign policy being successful in obtaining almost supreme power in the valley of the Nile.

Although Prance, Germany and other nations have vast tracts of country in Africa, yet Old Sea-girt Albion possesses interests infinitely greater; for, from Apes Hill (one of the Pillars of Hercules) to the Cape, she holds almost unlimited sway. This fact, "cum multis aliis," shows how necessary it is that she should be the mistress of the sea. In the fate of ancient Carthage, the great rival to and scourge of Rome, she may hear even now a warning note; for if Carthage had nut lost the supremacy of the sea, the armies of Rome would have

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suffered defei those of Hannibal, at the decisive battles of Meaurrus. It is Bi ich assures her power and prestige. If her naval strength be diminished, she will soon become as effete as Spain is now.

Again taking a brief glance at the past, we see that when the .Mohammedan an the North of Africa, subjugated Spain. the Pyrenees Mountains, it seemed that Europe was about to . ate to that of North Africa, until Charles the Franks), at the great battle fought on the plain between Tours and Poitiers, turned the tide of conquest and drove back the Saracen hordes to what was to them the more soil of North Africa. But Europe, though happily rescued aination .slems. yet sank into a state of that of the Goths. The Western man's ed and insulted by a religion id absurdities, which was propounded and whom could scarcely read or write. The while were ext ending and simplifying g their literature with imaginative poetry and their moral status by the aid of a medicine and other sciences, particularly in asti aphy, by which latter they were enabled to compute the if longitude and latitude and to ascertain the circumference 'lobe. The light of Arabian astronomy became nsmitted to . and navigation as a sequence followed. Prince Henry of Portugal, the greatest geographer of his tinv- tifie Arabs, and having made the city of his residence, built an observatory and a school for on. He sent vessels on voyages of discovery to the coasts of Barl and soon the Islands of Porto. Santo and discovered and colonised, followed by the discovery of (lis successful endeavours produced and fostered in his ir discovery and opened to the world new channels of navigation.

Africa has ever been a donor, and, as already shown, she places ordant solitudes at the feet of the Western Powers, and presents ■ with a domain, the vastness of which causes the extensive inions of the Muscovite to appear insignificant. In 189(1-2 the the people of Uganda (a country lying to the north-west of the Victoria Nyanza, from which and its affluents the Nile take- its jhl British protection by sending petitions to the Government, which were favourably received—Ministers complying set forth and Parliament voting £20.000 towards oute from Mombasa to the Victoria Lake as a preliminary the construction of a railway. About this time, crowded meet i held in various parts of England, at which resolutions were passed for the purpose of urging the Government to proceed with the colonisation of Uganda. The press also strongly recommended its occupation and development. It would seem, indeed, that it' wise and prudent counsels prevail iii the development of and governance of

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her African possessions. Britain may sooner or later occupy a position of almost independence as regards the productions of other countries, whatever tariff policies may be formulated.

There is, however, one stern condition which has to be complied with—Britain must possess the supremacy of the sea; Britannia must "rule the wave,'.' or she will not long rule in Africa or in any other part of the world, but, with her superior sea power assured she will possess the products of almost unlimited fields hitherto uncultivated. The indigenous plants, frankincense, myrrh, cinnamon, and cassia, which flourish in the countries that lie to the north-east of the tropical belt; the coffee plant, the forests of timber trees, and mines at present unexplored—all this, and much more, appeal' to be waiting for Britain's acceptance; and her African possessions, if carefully conserved and fairly administered, will augment her strength, extend her exalted sway and assist her in continuing to hold that which she has so long held, viz., the foremost place among the nations.

Some Thoughts on Education.

The word education is frequently misunderstood. I refer to it in its extended form. If I apply to a teacher—one whose business it is to impart instruction—l find him little better than a slave to one system. He is bound down to a few technical rules, and his reply is. "I teach reading, writing and arithmetic." He does not dare to venture beyond the bounds of his very limited sphere of action. Such a person can hardly be called a teacher. He is certainly not an educator. Education possesses a wide range. It is not bounded by the narrow limits which some think circumscribe its existence. It soars above the inevitable desolation in which almost every other thing that we are connected with is involved. It triumphs over periods, ages, even time itself. "It sees this grand period rise and that decay." It transports us into regions which but for itself would remain ever unexplored. We often forget that we have intellects in which ought to be sown the seeds of virtue, of moral rectitude, of philosophy, of strong desire for their improvement and for the welfare of mankind in general. The person upon whose mental and moral powers the necessary cultivation has not been bestowed finds as a natural sequence that his mental resources soon fail and become exhausted; and when freed from the restraints which are inseparably connected with physical labour, he produces little else than frivolity and viciousness. That which constitutes real education is often not sufficiently defined or explained. What we require is the proper development of the faculties—the recollective, the reasoning and moral powers, so that we may be duly benefited by the researches and the experience of those who have gone before us, and by obtaining access to the rich stores of knowledge accumulated in the far-off past ami happily bequeathed to us. Religious fanatics,

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however, will not be content with full development of the faculties. They erroneously think that the mind cannot be correctly instructed and trained unless heavily freighted with the theories of modern Christianity, which has been aptly styled by a modern Churchman "a civilised heathenism." We must not tax the brain with theological theories, when all its strength and energy are required for the accumulation and the retention of secular knowledge and for the full development of our natural powers, as organisation, judgment, reasoning, imagination, etc. Instruction is almost the sole factor in education. Education gives tone to and assists the mental powers in the exercise of perception, conception, practical utility, etc.. and imparts an increasing desire for continual improvement. The happy possessor of a cultured mind will be in great measure enabled to rise superior to sorrows and grievances, to disregard blandishments and allurements, to work his way through a sea of troubles: and though Syrens and Circes assail him, their sinister efforts will be attended with but little success, while with calm self-possession he will arrive at that haven of happiness which is his alone.

A Plea for Moral Training.

(Written 1899. i

"I wish to give you a few thoughts mi practical education, in so far as it relates to the great doctrine of those duties of our existence which aim at excellence in human character, that system of ethics which increases human happiness—morality. It must be conceded that moral teaching is an absolute necessity, an indispensable factor in the training and education of youth. 'What I desire,' says Arnold. 'above all things to see. is moral thought fulness, the inquiring love of truth, going along with the devoted love of goodness.' Vice in almost every form is plainly manifested. Every day we see in our newspapers lists of the names of persons charged with and often proved to be guilty of various crimes. Vet we. as it were, stand idly by, callous and indifferent to the grim fact. Pope trulv said:—

Vice is a monster of so frightful mein

That to be hated needs but to be seen ;

But seen too oft. familial' with her face,

"We first endure, then pity, then embrace.'

"Moral training is of the greatest importance, and justifies us in using everv exertion to implant it and extend its growth in the minds of all.

"The heinous sin of lying is innate in a large section of mankind. 11 is regarded by some religious people as the oldest of all sins. Philosophers of all nations from the earliest aires have inveighed against it. The exponents of creeds have continually attacked it. The denunciations of the Bible have been hurled at it. Vetwesei like an invulnerable monster, still rampant, maintaining all its ancient

vigour, in spite of all that philosophers' creeds, both old and new, and the Bible itself, could do. It is so vicious in its tendency that it deforms the mind, debases and makes a coward of him who indulges in it. Plutarch might well characterise it as 'the vice of slaves.' It is said of Cyrus that a great part of his education was to speak the truth. Anyone will tell us that he prefers truth to falsehood, and yet the latter possesses by far the largest number of disciples. We must not. however, be dismayed at so formidable ;m array of vice, for, though it is more profitable to reap than to sow, yet it is possible to sow in tears and to reap in joy. We must not regard our task, if well performed, as one that will be productive of no good results; like that of Sisyphus, eternally rolling a huge stone up a mountain: but. on the other hand, let us urge upon those who have the educating of the young to endeavour strenuously to foster in their minds a love of the nobility of truth.

"The result of moral culture is to bring the faculties of our nature to that perfection of which they are capable. Moral training comprises within itself those directing and modifying powers by which the human character is best formed. It unfolds the faculties, and determines the character. By it man's intellectual, physical and moral forces are united into one system, and by this unity of forces he becomes fortified against the wiles of the cunning and the attacks of the powerful. He is enabled to withstand the rude jostles of the world, and is prepared for thai sphere of action to which he may be destined. Every incentive should be held out to the young to be obedient in all lawful matters to their parents, guardians, and teachers. Filial affection is the first and greatest of all moral duties. We should exert out best efforts to elevate the moral character of our youth. Not only should we endeavour to store the mind with useful and intellectual knowledge, not only should we aim at fitting it (by the ordinary methods of education) for the various avocations of life; but what is of greater value, we must teach it to regard as a higher attainment the importance of morality. As each one of us, however insignificant, forms a part of one great whole, we ought to be fairly taught to perceive and to value the proper object of our lives, viz., the formation and the guidance of our actions—the good of all mankind."

(Written 189!).)

In a letter recently published the writer, in condemnation of our secular schools, says that if his ideas of religious instruction were .lit "the present system of education would then be lifted out of its Procrustean bed." The metaphor halts. Our system of education is not in any such position. Procrustes (''the stretcher"), according to the ancient Cricks, was a robber- -a monster - who put his victims into his bed. and. if short in stature, stretched them out. in length to fit it ; if too tall, he would cut them shorter; in both cases they died. Theseus, a supposed King of Alliens, slew this monster and other robbers thai infested the road between Troegene and Athens, lie also caughl alive the wild Marathonian bull and killed the Minotaur. Our system of education is a flourishing one. One

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chief reason is because it is not sectarian. It is absurd to talk in favour of religion being taughl in our public schools. The present teachers would have to be dismissed, as they ai eologians, and theological teachers would have to be got. The difficulty would not end here, as the doctrine that woidd be taught and regarded as orthodox in one school would be looked upon as heresy by anol Religious feuds would become rampant, as thi I be as many different schools, each oppo nother, as there are creeds and sects. A system of secular education which embraces moral instruction is decidedly the best where there are so many diverse opinions upon religion and religious teaching.

Religious versus Moral Instruction.

i Written 1899.)

It seems To me that, however conclusively some may be ansv they will continually insist upon dishing up the unsavoury and worn out stock arguments which have been over and over again advanced in favour of the Bible in schools. They are never tired of trying to show that the only panacea for immorality and crime is the reading and the expound in"' of the Scriptures. Many have read, but few understand really anil truly what the Scriptures are. In former letters I have endeavoured to show that some of the efforts produced by moral instruction are purity of mind, abhorrence of crime, love of truth, and a desire to do sood to those with whom we come in contact. Beyond this we need not proceed, for if we have the Scriptures read and expounded in our schools, a door is immediately opened for the introduction of all kinds of religious dogmas, disputes and phases of belief, which would seriously injure, if not altogether ruin, our present system of education. Let us say with the poet

"For modes of faith lei graceless bigots fight:

He can't be wrong whose life is in the right."

My object in writing is not to reiterate what I have already stated in former letters upon this subject, but rather to give some account ol those Scriptures which are so constantly held up to us by some as the Alpha and Omega of human requirement. These Scriptures are supposed to have been written originally in the Greek and Hebrew Languages. The Aramean language completely superseded the Hebrew. It was in the Aramean, or as it is sometimes called the Syriac, that Christ and His disciples conversed, and in which on the cross He quoted the words of David. "My God! My God!" etc., for the original Hebrew was nol a spoken language by the dews after about 600 B.C. The books of the Old Testament were, however, written in the ancient Hebrew, and could only be read by the learned. If we suppose the original copies (the copies made by the authors themselves) to be perfect and infallible, we cannot rely upon the copies made after them as being so. Now let us look minutely into this, and

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1 think we shall see that, as the originals or firsl copies were lost ages ago, we have to accept reproductions, the earlier ones by whom we know not. Bven at the time the hooks were written each hook could he held only by one person. Others would possess only transcripts, and scribes would have to he employed to make these transcripts. Scribes, like all other men. are fallible, and the work of fallible men nol be infallible. Therefore the Greek and Hebrew Scriptures now in existence arc no more infallible than the English translation is. two alike, and it is impossible to decide which correct (if any and which are erroneous. All translations are in some particulars erroneous. No one could say witli truth that there ever was an infallible translation or translator; so if all translations and translators are fallible, it is patent we have no infallible ru i guide. No one with these facts before him will venture to assert that the Scriptures as we have them form a true, correct and infallible guide. As there were persons among the ancient dews and pagans whose object was to prevent the common people knowing the hj. and taughl them what they knew to be false, so there a he same class now-. It does not require much research to p that the New Testament forbids things which the Old Testament commands, and that the Old Testament insists upon an i amount which the Xew Testament utterly condemns. i looks which have been and still are such a source of wealth to hireling with all their mysteries, delusions and contradict everj day paraded before us as an indispensable adjunct to our secular education. What we really require is thai the imagination, which is the supreme faculty of the young, be aroused, so that generous enthusiasm be kindled in the mind, virtuous sensibility be ;. exalted sentiment created or developed, noble emulation excited, the raged ; a careful, true and correct dii the intellectual and moral aspirations ami of the moral sympatl elevating the mind by promoting purity of thought, inspiring feelings noble and dignified, and establish ins the moral character on the solid igious dogmas, ambiguous and contentious greeds, and doubtful records

Religion and Education.

The following was written in 1906 in answer to an advocate for religious teaching ahd Bible reading in the public schools: One of your correspondents, under the nom de plume of "A.8.C.," attacks the present educational system ,-ouring to show thai "our social well-being," "moral and religious lives'' are not up to the standard which he desires them to be. His letter is an attempt to resuscitate the old dispute re the Bible in schools, '['hat real moral philosophy is not taught is indeed a regrettable fact. Our system of secular instruction falls short of what it should be. The minds of the

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pupils arc not sufficiently cultivated. There is a want of refinement. Som "'•"'>' "". Chinamen not likely to ii ' the n 1. Much m i u ] lt be system, but to suppose, because the quence vice and crime ,]|,ly the creed of a bigot. Are there nol Is, Sunday schools, parsons, priests, lay-readers "A.8.< '..," but that he must have the collection of hooks, of doub ! >t into the public schools. 11' "A.8.C." eou ] ordinal? would either have study divinity under . ir, and be doing aegleel if "the wise King oi Israel." g in the precise steps of this only in Utah. He alludes to the eks and Romans. 1 answer to what extent now had it not been for the illianl lights, those vast theatres learning and human glory. With ted Gospel, we have to go to pagan • under which we live. Your correspondent, how; us think that as long as we have the Bible and Li little else. There are very few who read the lent ions, but will say that the Bible is a two-louble-tongued director. The New Testament hi' Old Testament, and the Old Testament irove by quotations from them. "A.8.C." tries ng of Christianity would be a preventative of look back into the past, and see with what or not it has been a preventative connected a hundred years ago? I answer. murders, sighs and deaths. In Spain. South it not connected with intolerance, divisions and tcraft, covetousness and profligacy, and some is - the advocates of Christianity- are the mosl id profligate of all. lias not Christianity in ; d with Easter dues, church rates, valuable . the wealth)'. Lord Bishops, holding the Bible in their hands, somes while thousands of priests and Bible vigilanl to advance their respective creeds and theot ring on the hard earnings of the poor, refusing to work "devouring widows' houses, and for a pretence rs." Although in the Bible much good philosophy ' contains defects and blemishes. There are many which are totally unfit to be read by adult persons of either and which should be rigidly kept from the eyes of children and youths, as their perusal of them would be productive of immoral feelirt I desires and licentious practices.

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Moral versus Religious Instruction.

(Published in "N.Z. Times" April 12. 1899.)

In the course of a long letter in reply to "Sans Dieu Rien":— As a manor of t'ael 1 care naughl whether il be "Christian morality" or any other, provided il be really morality. My critic says that 1 want to impose a "State morality." What is that? Further cm in the same paragraph he uses the words the "State's children." Are we, then, to suppose by inference that there are any children who are not the State's.' Next we have the words. "Tt is an excellent sign thai secularists are beginning to see as Christians have told them all along," etc. Why. the whole civilised world saw, thousands of years before Christians could tell them anything, that knowledge without virtue negatively amounts to vice. lie u'oes on to say. "selfishness is a ureal blot upon secularist morality." I answer is it not equally ureal upon all classes of society whether religious or otherwise .' There is a proverb, "Saints love gold." Is not the blot he speaks of there.' Did not blither's brother monks break in upon the privacy of that studious man, saying, "Come, eome.it is not by studying but by begging bread, corn, eggs, fish and meat, that a monk makes himself useful to the cloister." Was no! this selfishness? Does not "Sans Dieu Rien" know- that selfishness is innate in the mind oi man? and does not moral instruction aim at developing the principle of unselfishness and self-abnegation ! Are not its shafts levelled at selfishness as well as at all other vices' Does he foolishly imagine that those who advocate the teaching of morality wish to give this one vice in particular immunity to run riot? lie says. "The secularist has taken our whole educational system into his own keeping." This is absolutely false mid misleading; for out of all those who framed, voted and conferred upon New Zealand the present educational system there were not three professed secularists, lie proceeds. "Apparently be does not believe in it (the present systems) himself." I reply. I do not consider ii to be perfect or 1 should not have advocated moral instruction. If morals were more generally taught, we should not have occasion to deplore so much the existence of depravity and crime. He says, "1 want to iiukcr up the system with a morality which must not lie < 'hristian," when I advocate the teaching of that doctrine which creates a love of truth, abhorrence of evil in every form, and a desire to seek the welfare of others as well as that of our own. He cannot surely be so ignorant as not to know thai Christians profess to do the same' but the methods they adopt arc inimical to any secular system of education. He then asks "Secular moralists to show the worth of their moral teaching." I will inform him that the worth of any teaching is proved by its results. Us worth cannot lie exhibited like an' article for sale in a vendor's shop. T hope that "Sans Dieu Rien" 'will yet see the dire necessity thai exists for the speedy introduction of a system of moral instruction in our public schools, uncont animated by priestcraft, bigotry, doubtful religious dogmas and disputed creeds.

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Religious versus Secular Instruction.

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ional and narrownot oppose "the : schools" bea ail the views of every tiominational, hut in character. . .ion that would inevitably ! out. As already having a public school Mich a chaotic SJ Stem difficult to understand. usion when hi aim" is anything but what tut what is in be best dispositions and the Dieu Rien" foolishly imagines that o highly is par excellence. I will. Min till that is necessary to hj life. He speaks of morality as some 1 were the creator of sonn j real meaning, stoic philosophers - n a false by could i ecism indeed ; religion" would be more than morality. He still persists ■ nih by his pel phrase, the "deistieal Here again is another solecism. line any more than his. when he is constantly i a former letter that Pope was a lith, even to the taking the i ,rd when upon his death bed. It seems pondent ould be so obstinately cli •oof against all operation. As regards the n his quotation, I have already proved >. religion hut

' ii s out and all is night.

hj skulks to her old concern. " *. tt :<

"Philosophy that lean'd on Heaven 1"

Shrinks to her second cause, ami is no more.

I'lixsics ni' Metaphisie begs defence.

And Meta | Is Tor aid on Sense.

See Mystery to Mathematics fly!

In vain' they gaze, turn giddy, rave and die.''

Another quotal yen, this tune about naturalism, hut as it

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ireign to the subject, comment or reply is wholly unnecessary. That morality, however, which teaches us to investigate for ourselves, ain the truth or falsehood of certain notions that are placed before us by the priest-ridden and bigoted enthusiast; that presents to our faculties all that kindles generous enthusiasm, awakens virtuous sensibility, cherishes exalted sentiments, excites noble emulation. encourages the love of excellence, captivates the heart by communicating a consciousness of possessing fidelity and truth, directing our aspirations, producing a. consoling and stimulating power, which supports us as we journey through life, emparadises our minds with all that is chaste, innocent, pure and guileless; abhorring deceit, hating vice, no matter in what form it may be craftily presented to us. independent of the trammels of corrupted records, steeped in doubt. difficulty and ancient fraud, in which so many indulge with much

"Zeal and little thought "

"While crowds unlcarn'd with rude devotion warm

Around the tainted viands buzz ami swarm ;

The fly-blown text creates a crawling Brood,

And turns to maggots what was meant for food.

A thousand daily sects rise up and die

A thousand more the perish'd race supply.''

Was Pope a Deist?

I Written in the year 1899.)

The letter which appeared from "Sans Dieu Rien," in your issue of the 11th inst.. is chiefly directed against the poet. Alexander Po A 'ter cavilling with a simple eouplet. he calls him the "deistical lie is by no means unacquainted with his works, as his ove. What then can we say of him when lie reads the poem of the Messiah, and in that poem the author agrees with theologians in imong other things that the birth of Christ was foretold by the prophet Isaiah. These are his words to which I n Is which I should think "Sans Dieu Rien" as a "churchman" would be pleased to read and would scorn the thought of calling the writer a deist—

Mil my voice inspire

Who touched Isaiah's hallowed lips with fire,

Rapt ; id begun.

A Virgin shall conceive, a Virgin bear a Son.

And at the end of the poem we 1

The seas shall waste, the skies in smoke decay.

Rocks Pall to ■ mountains mell away;

But fix'd His word, His saving power remains.

Thy realm for ever lasts, Thy own Messiah reigns!

I do nut wish to be understood as indorsing the above, but I do wish hat your correspondent isnol justified in making the remarks

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he did either I ''■■ whieh '/'"i".' ™ s " ir the a works. His parents were both of the Roman n and th« eived instruction from pries ~d to his last moments he professed Roman Catholicism, and to prove that it was well known he was a Roman I. like all others of his church, to conform t0 ,i sure adopted by the Government 01 that day which that no Roman Catholic should appear within ten miles oi Condon. iree towat ad of the poet's life. When he receive ae hands of a priest of own church the last solemn rites. A few mornings before he exp j arly in his library writing on the iter on his life says:—" Pope was a ere and d d Roman Catholic." It would be idle to think it know to what religious creed the poet he has the ten* all him the "deistical Pope. 10 bolster up his cause and upon fal i aphy, he that both he and they are in a sorry

Moralism versus Religion.

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■identally taken up a philosophical treatise in a usin<i it cut threw it down with \,m sic itur ad astra." "Sans Dieu Rien." with at tends to improve and to • be based entirely upon is evidently a slave, lie seems not to know exists where there is the least admixture of evil. ■i the best knowledge is to travel by the light of our ie shortest and the clearest path to truth. It is the bis which makes the poet exclaim

i reason, reason my best will,

eh rectitude and fix my firm resolve.

Wisdom to wi

ns Dieu Rien" says: "Morality lias no vitality apart trom its This sophistical statement, were it possible for any man to receive it. would lead him to suppose that morality could exist its true basis," though possessing "no vitality." This acquaintance with the principles of morality is slight er apart or separated from its true basis, ■ruth is its true basis, that solid, immovable adamant against eh the foul waves of vice, the crafty attacks of bigotry and superstition, and the storms of fanatical religionists, though exerting all r sinister powers, have had no effect. lie says. "Baike's work i^

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lerishable. " The same may wit hj greater 1 ruth be said of 1 ions of the Chinese and other nations of the East, which hai for thousands of years. But has Raike's work, and that of all n ions creeds, with all the successes he speaks of, removed the viciousness. the immorality, the corruption, the blighl Prom our national existence.' There is but one answer: No. Vice is as rampant i ever was and its myriads of votaries are still bowing down before its polluted shrine and drinking to the last dregs the cup of life misery and despair. In another part of his letter he makes the bold but false assertion that "moralitj without religion has no existence." • evidently forgets what he had previously said, viz., thai morality no vitality apart from its true basis, which 1 have already shown ruth. Then why say it can have no existence without relig Here he stands self-contradicted. He makes an impotent attemp ie morality in a fix. It is a line instance of "telum imbelle sine To say that the pulpit "is checked by the enforcement by the State of secular education without religious instruction" is indei rough and ready way of coming to a conclusion, but it is a false eon-

We see by such statements as this that—

While others toil, with philosophic force,

Blind zeal and superstition run another course-

Fling at your sense crude notions in a lump.

And gain remote conclusions at a jump.

The decadence of the pulpit is due to two causes: First, its occupants are and have been for many hundreds of years, with few exceptions, hireling priests, who do what they do, or rather say what they say, for one thing, money, which they themselves call filthy lucre. It, however, was never found too filthy for them. Money must be raised; bazaars must be held, at which goods are sold at double their value. and refreshments dispensed at exhorbitant rates. "The vanity of this wicked worhl. and all the sinful lusts of the flesh," are pandered even the vice of gambling is resorted to. to uphold their religion. The men are now more anxious to think and judge for themselves, and to shake off the fetters of priestcraft. This fact was admitted by a late Bishop of Winchester. In his charge to the clergy of his diocese he says:—"A spirit is manifest amongst us producing an impatience of control, a reluctance to acknowledge superiority, and an eagerness to call in question the expediency of our established forms and customs." "Sans Dieu Etien," referring to my last communication says:—"Nearly all Ids last letter is a pretence that he has shown or proved certain things, whereas he has done nothing of the kind." This is grossly misleading, as there is not one single woi'd oi' sentence in it that would justify such a statement, if we except otic remark contradicting his false assertions respecting the author oi' the ".Messiah," etc. lie quotes my words in a former letter:- "I would not thrust upon him anything but what he as a churchman would desire; for what is it else but what is in itself virtuous and good, as it influences the best dispositions and the best actions of mankind.'' To this he is unable to reply, and to supply the place ol' an answer he trifles with it like a litlle child by quoting a

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puny nursery rhyme. 11. thai there is hut one stop from sublime to the ridiculous, for in from one of tl '" the nexl "'"'" "Th '" find ~,;" h "„ h "s ° walked To a m( „. : into history and compare the fraud, th ,1 "' v hich th profligacy, the irch has e but iply '. till ility that which I o em which iet tinker, and ha]

Japan.

THE COUNTRY: ITS HISTORY, PRODUCTS AND PROGRESS.

(Written 190

As the recent military i in and her p thai far Eastern land Europe, and may The native nan i. or Nipnon, the meaning of which is sunrise or East. i 0 islands, and is situated between latitude gitude 12* being the north \sia. Thi Siphon, Kiusiu, Sikok and Yesso, with the islands, called Kunasiri and Hurup, and the Loo-choo portion of the Empire. Its northern boundary is the Sea of Okhotsk; the eastern and southern the P n : the west and north-west the Strail the Sea of Japan, and the I I .nary. The area of Japan miles. The largesl island contains about 89,016; Kiusiu. 15

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Sikok. 6,970; the smaller islands. 2,678; Yesso, 34,605; Kunasiri and : the Loo-Choo, 2,670.

population is estimated at about 40.000.(1(10. The largest island. Niphon, from which the whole Empire ti name, is U p U 00 miles long, and varies in width from 50 to 100 miles. The Kim hich in one part is only two miles in width. separates Kmsiu from Niphon. Kiusiu is about 200 miles in length i north to south, and 120 in width. Sikok. which is on the east of Kiusiu. and separated from it by the Strait of Boungo, is about 140 miles long and 60 in width. Ret ween Sikok and Niphon then innumerable small islands. Yesso is triangular in form- -its e lines being 300, 260 and 200 miles on the respective sides. ! •n Niphon on the south-east by the Strait of Tsugar or Matsmai. The valuable island called Sado is on the west of Niphon. and is about ! mg and 21 wide. There are in the many bays and gulfs, which form splendid harbours. Throughout the wno liphon there are high mountains, one of which is an extinct volcano, and rises to the heighl of 13,971 feci: it is called Rich Scholar Peak 1 . In Yesso some terrible i hav< i. In 1783, 23 villages were destroyed. Then in Kiusiu. one of which is named Wui •-three thousand people are said to have perished in an eruption of this mountain in 1792.

istic clay, marl and felspar arc tound in the islands; also immense deposits of porcelain earth. In several localities, "old. silver, copper, tit ad iron bly rich in gold. There are if sulphur and extensive coal fields in the islands. Most of igable, being little more than rapid torrents, !,„• ma]) Japan possesses many lakes, the •hern part of Niphon; it is named BiwanoOumi, and is 40 miles in length. The climate \; ' extent. lorth being extremely cold, while in the south it is said to be as In the north, particularly in Y( pj n , southern parts the bamboo, Dana i amphor, and varnish t oranges, apricots alK l | Japan sent to the Exhibition of Paris in 1867 a beautiful kind er, which was manu (paper ti The essfully cultivated in the south, and two crops 0 f r J, acumbers, melons, pumpkins, potatoes, soy and w he; quantities. The plantations of pepper, i xtensive scale. Among the animals may be mentioned buffaloes and zebus the latter a species of no asses, mules, camels the northern part of Niphon ild pigs, hares, deer and foxes. I anctity is Falcons are much d. Dii'-l i ks, ravens, larks, pelici and pheasant itiful. The ourabami,

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a large kind of snake, is frequently met with, Fortoises, scorpions, lizards a. abound. There are several varieties of beautiful htained in large quantities forms. ople.

The Japa the Mongol-Tartar race, and are socially divided into I tie military and the civil. The moral characteristics of the people are skill, perseverance, courage and honesty. They are good-tempered, polite and courteous, frank and ious, temperate and hospitable. Those of s. Hats are worn only as a protection on is Buddhism, but there is tit form of faith, called Sinto, or Sin-Syu, which means. The Mikado, with two .Indues, priests and sin-Syuism. There are in all of Buddhists. The language has forty-seven letters. nl denominations. One becomes intricate, in : ice of variations, and is called the Hiragana character. The from variations and less complex. Japan embraces works both ancient and modern on important ■ "ology, history, science, etc. • like thi i of sixty years, which irm by combining two series of words. They calculate five elements, and use the names of them, adding the masculine and I "to," thus making ten in all. They, like the ru and Mexico, before their acquaintance iih tolerable exactness. The Mexican fifty-two years; and by adding twelve and thirteen is become nearly correct. Three •med one year, which was divided into eighteen months of twenty days, and five added. The Japanese arc cturing and in scientific knowledge. Their manufactures in copper, iron, steel, silk, cotton, china, paper, and their cabinet work are of a high order. Their porcelain is said I is highly esteemed. The art of japanning as it riproperly called by us lacquering being nearer eorrectnes:—is -at perfection. With the varnish which is obtained from ree, a brilliancy is produced which surpasses all ordinary riish.

The Japanese Government, between 1854 and 1883, opened five ports to foreign shipping—viz., Hakodadi, Hiogo and Osaka I forming port only), Kanagawa (Yokohama). Nagasaki and Nugata. 1870 the Jap e struck a new coinage, consisting of 10, 5, and dollar pieces in gold, and in silver 50, 20 and 5 cent pieces, besides cent and half-cent in copper. Notes of different values are also in currency. The chief weights are the pieul, which equals 1331b., and the kinn, 1 1-31b. The measures of length are the shaku, which equals 10 inches: the sun. 11| inches; the ri, equal to 36 cho, being _] English miles. The Government of Japan is despotic, the Mikado being an hereditary absolute monarch, but is regarded as being himself subject to the laws which are ancient, and cannot be oasilv repealed or

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In opposition, however, to this axiom, we find thai in 1585 Emperor's chief general, having seized the reins of Government, ded, though by no means equally, the power with his Royal master. is he was called, lived at Yoddo. and assumed the highest ion in the secular administration. This slate of affairs lasted for 283 years, but in IStiS a revolution ended the authority and office of the Shogun. There is an Executive .Ministry, divided into eleven irtments, which, in addition to other duties, assists the Mil. in administrative matters. There is also a Sain, or Senate of thirty members, nominated by the .Mikado. This body has power to advise instruct the Ministry in all their departments. In 1875 a Parliament was created, consisting of two deliberative bodies. The thM of these Genroin. All the members are proposed by the Sain to the Mikado for nomination, but no one is ever propi who has not held sonw good office m the State. The Genroin delibei II legislative questions, and receives petitions, but has no power to present propositions. The name of the other Chamber is the Chikuhokuaukuaigi. It consists sor governors of i and rations are upon all affairs affecting the internal mam the nation. During the last thirty-five years all law both civil and criminal, have been simplified, and are 1 in open Courts, being removed from all adjudication by power. The Governmenl joined the International Postal L'nion on the first of July, 1877.

Marco Polo, a Venetian traveller of the 13th century, was thi Euro I of Japan, lie called il Zipanj I n 1542, traveller, Ferdinand Mei ]>j nt „. a fti the Empire of the Far East, were permitted to ■ in Nagasaki, which is situated on a peninsula formed by the b; 'Il island of Papenl nperial towns. In L 549, Francis Xavier, a Jesui priest, a native of Navarre, with his followers, converted some of the j apa t, and in 1585 the P,, r -led from the country, the „.,!, ts returning to the faith of their ancestors. In 1600, the Dutch were permitted to I tricted way. which, by exercising prudence, they were enabled to maintain. In 1854, the rnited States Governmenl arranged with .Japan for the ports of Hakodate to 1 American vessels, but only for effecting repairs and obtaining supplies of provisions and fresh water. About tie same time British ships received a similar privili being allowed to enter the po gasaki and Hakodate, but a much liable concession was conclude.l in 1858, by which the five ports already mentioned « to British vessels and British traders. This was effected by an agreement on the pari of Britain to pay certain dues. An ' other European countries obtained similar advantages on similar terms. In 1869, some European commercial houses for local trade only were established at Veddo, the poi-t of which is Yokohama. During the last few years the .Japanese

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have made hundreds of miles of railways. The first was from Veddo to Yokohama, twenty miles long, and was opened in 1872. Japanese have Embassies in America and all the chief European countries.

Though the Japanese have just concluded a terrible war with Kussia, in which they have manifested the greatest military and naval prowess, thej '"' philosophical people, whose chief aim is to extend their trade with other countries in every legitimate direction. They know that 1r plant which takes root and flourishes wherever there is peace, and so continues as long as pe< ce exisl rapanese have imable benefit on millions of human beings by fiahting for the great cause of liberty and civilisati. barbarism. If. instead of being the victors, they had unhappily b< anquished, the fabric of pi ■an would have tottered to its very base and anarchy, decay, and final ruin would have been the inevitable result. The development of their internal resources, the extension of their commercial system, the inauguration of a system to exterminate old abuses, justly inspire them with high expectations of greatness in the future.

The Japanese and Christianity.

A few years ago at a Methodist conference held at Invercargill, the n his annual address said that '"the door was opening wider for Christianity in Japan." It were well if those who are so anxious to compass both sea and land to make prosebj paused be npting to interfere with the religious beliefs of the Japanese who, for many hundreds of years have had, like all other ancient nations, their own creeds and modes of faith. If the convertmakers will but look at the events which so seriously disturbed Japan in 1 r>S5 they will do wisely to wait till the Japanese door for Christianity opens very much wider than il is at present. For two years. Francis Xavier and bis brother proselytisers forced their "gospel tiding fanatical zeal into the ears of the native population. interfering with such with their religious ideas, institutions, and social status, that the Government at length, becoming i ted, expelled the missionaries from the country, the converts returning to their ancient faith. This, however, was not accomplished without bloodshed, indisputably proving that the visit of Xavier and his brethren did not bring peace but a sword. The • thus warned by the subtle encroachment! Christian missionaries, and knowing by painful experience their baneful influence in producing internal broils and disaffection in the public mind, sturdily resist all the specious overtures and plausible attempts made by propagators of religious tenets. If the Primitive Methodist conference devoted its attention to the alleviation of the

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distress of the thousands of starving people in England, instead of talkii i about "the door opening wider Cor Christianity in Japan." it would not only show to the world a spirit of true philanthropy, but would also earn the just gratitude of a large section of our countrymen who are stretching forth their hands for bread. Alas! that in the midst of their abundance, proselytising Christians should stand callously by. viewing a multitude sunk to the lowest depths of want, and thus seem to tacitly concur with one Bond, who. when giving evidence before an English Parliamentary Committee respecting the doings of a corporation yclept the "Charity Corporation." said— "Damn the poor. God hates the poor. Every man in want is either knave or fool." A heavenly-minded bishop, who also gave evidence, said- "1 think, after all. gentlemen, we had better leave them (the poor) to the care of Providence." To this I may reply—"Whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him?" May not the word heathenism be regarded as a synonym for modern Christianity.

A Short History of Cuba.

(Written in 1897.

In consequence of recent events, some account of the island of Cuba may not be uninteresting. It was discovered by Columbus on irsl voyage in 149:!. and in 101 l it became a Spanish settlement, and the Spaniards have held possession of the country up to the -■nt. The chief port is Havana, which was taken by the English in 1762. It was. however to Spain by the terms of the peace of 1763. The area of Cuba is about 40,000 square miles, and is the largesl o ;o. Tts length is near 800 miles, but has a varied width of from 28 to 127 miles. A larg'e portion of the coast, say fully two-thirds, is masses of reefs and rocks. That part of the country emhraei] bo de (Iruz, Cabo Maysi, and the town of Ilolguin i.s hilly and mountainous, and the mountains are called a, or Montanos del Cobre, meaning Cobra or Serpent Mountains. Cuba has no lai ;able rivers. The climate is considered temperate. There is no snow at any time of the year either on the ra del Cobre or on the Lomas dc San Juan. Hurricanes do not often occur, seven will pass without any. Some of the other islands adjacent I re more frequently sufferers by these devastating visitations. The island, however, is subject to heavy north winds. The months of May. June and July may be regarded as the rainy season, although rain falls durii -nonth of the year. The country is never lone free from earthquakes. The aboriginal inhabitants were annihilated by the Spaniards 50 years after they formed their first settlement. Slavery has been carried on for hundreds of years. The population is located near the most fertile parts, but a

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large portion of Cuba is very thinly inhabited. The greatest number of Inhabitants is near the western extremity. The productions o Cuba are chiefly s -as. mandioea, potatoes maize, and sweet potatoes, which form the ordinary food of the coloured population. „ addition I- bacco, cotton, sugar coffee and indigo are raised There are larg : of pasture land for the breeding oi cattle.' Hide* ly exported. Near 3 000,000 of acres are under cultivation. I 'rests which yield good timber, ["he ntry is divided into three districts called intendencias—the Eastern, the Western, and the Central. The Eastern district or province contains the town of Santiago de Cuba, the ancient capital and three harbours, named respectively Manzanillo, Baracoa, and Cibara. the Western division, in addition to the capital (Havana) contains the towns of Matanzas, Guanabacoa and the Isle de lo.s Pinos. The ( entral district contains the towns of Santa Clara, Santo Bspmtu, San Juan os Remedies, Trinidad de Cuba, Fernandina de Xagua and Santa ia de Puerto Principe. It is the most fertile part of Cuba. Trade and commerce have increased more rapidly in Cuba than m most countries. Sugar and coffee are the chief exports. It has been estimated that about 500.000 tons of sugar are exported annually. port for foreign trade. The importations mostlv flour, rice, butter, cheese, candles, tallow, salted fish, brandy e. Cuba is not a manufacturing country. Cotton, woollen ad iron goods are also largely imported. England, Spam, the United S e the chief importers from Cuba. It has been estimated that 5,000 small vessels are employed to bring produce from different parts of the island to Havana alone. The harbour is regarded as one of the best in the world. The entrance has two strong fortifications named El Morro and La Punta. The city is entered by three gates, and is fortified in every direction. The Cathedral, m which the remains of Columbus are deposited, they having been removed from San Domingo in 1705, ranks among the finest buildings. Beside the cathedral there are fourteen other churches, the grand citadel, the correo or post office, two hospitals, university, theatres. botanic gardens, the ecclesiastical college, circus buildings, and three • ndid promenades—one in the city, one along the ramparts, and one outside the walls. The geographical position of Cuba gives it almost great importance as its productions, and the possession of Cuba bestows a large control over the commerce between Europe and the Caribbean Sea, the Gulf of Mexico, and the United States.

Africa and Europe.

(Written August 5, 1901.)

The recent operations by the British in the Transvaal and Orange Colonies have done much to bring Southern Africa prominently be the eyes ol' the civilised world, and no one but the veriest tyro in the world's polities would suppose that Mr. Kruger's appeal to the

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nations of Europe for mediation or intervention would meet with succ< -. When we look at the Dark Continent, comprising within its loard and boundaries the enormous area of 1 1,900,000 square miles, over the greater part of which Great Britain, France, Italy. Porti Belgium and Germany have proclaimed their authority, it is by no means improbable that sooner or later diplomatic questions and transactions of the most important nature will lake place and grave developments will inevitably follow. Bui whatever the future ma\ bring forth, certain it is that no European Power would be willing to risk disturbing the equilibration which at present happily exists by any intervention or interference with the claims of another Power when such claims do not come into conllict with those of its own. l"p to the present time no rupture has happened between the nations which have partitioned off large tracts of the vast Continent. Africa is being merged in the European system. During the last twenty years France has enlarged her area in Africa to an extent eight times greater than that which she possessed before that period elap and Britain has done and is doing very much more. The partition of ica must be regarded as the greatest achievement of her colonising policy. Italy and Germany have for the first time in the histoi of a spirit of colonising enterprise in Africa. It would he difficult to imagine with any hope of being correct, and presumptuous r1 what effect all this may produce upon Europe in the future. It may be that trade and commerce a presenl constituted will undergo an almost revolutionary change. New paths of ocean may be traversed and new trades and trade routes be opened up. It was North Africa that supplied the public granaries of old Rome, and who can say it is impossible that both north and south of the great Continent may not in the future serve modern Europe in the same capacity ?

The resources of Atr us only partially developed. As known to us the chief product lie date palm, wheat, maize and rice. There are groves of ol and fig trees. The lotus, the castor oil and the dwarf palm also flourish. The ornamental trees are the arbutus, the pine, tii the Cyprus, the oak, and the cork oak. The tropica! iroduce the lemon, the custard-apple, tamarind, orange, thi nana. The mangrove, cabbage palm, shea butter tree, wax-palm and the cotton tree. Several of the indigenous in >arts of Nubia. The coffee plant ch an extent on the eastern coast thai whole forests of it are found tin ia, myrrh, cinnamon and frankincense are in abundance towards the north-east. The. swamps in the tropical parts abound with patyrus. The natives cultivate the ground nut, yam, pigeon-pea. cassava, from which they make a kind of bread.

It has been said that the moral influence of Asiatic nations lias not, been an actual benefit to Europeans. Northern Africa, however, not only on account of hj phical position, but also in consequence of her intellectual knowledge, produced at various times mysterious and extraordinary influem "1. Christopher Columbus thought of land beyond the Azores (A African island of

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Porto Santo Dr Hallev saw from St. Helena the transit of Mercury across the sun, and in consequence he added to our stock of astronomical knowledge. It was in Africa that Laeaille measured an arc of the meridian, and Sir William Herschell made some of his important d s. In Africa the Moslems gained their power, and the Mohammedans arrived at the height of their glory. She presented to Europe "the letters Oadmus gave," sixteen m number, which formed the early (Ireek alphabet.

Much might be said of the strange but powerful influence which the Dark Continent has exerted upon Europe; and now she places beiore a almost interminable territory. With this in our possession, we lie world, provided we continue to hold the maritime er in our hand. This vast domain, extending as il docs so far north and south of the equator, possessing every variety of climate, will, when its "sunny fountains" are appreciated, its fields cultivated, its forests opened and utilised, and its mineral wealth unearthed, be to Britain not only a vast storehouse from which she may with every facility draw supplies; not only an almost unlimited territory for future colonisation; not only a luxuriant garden, rivalling that of the ancient Hesperides, which Ladon, the hundred-headed dragon, guarded; but ipso facto she will ill higher position than that which even now she occupies in the eyes of the nations of Europe.

A Cage of Unclean Blackbirds.

An old ricketty almost worn-out cage with the word " Prohibition" stamped on it was recently deposited on a vacant section of the Te Aro reclamation, but was rudely flung aside by some workmen who came to pn ground for the erection of a new building intended for the s spirits, etc The occupants of the said caue. being much disturbed, cackled and quarrelled to an extent up to that time unknown in that not over happy family. The leader of the black feathers—a big bloated sneering pigeon-toed monster, whose windpipe seemed partly obstructed, was dubbed Lex Bob. with dirty beak and !, and ringed out in a cast-off wig and gown bearing some old proverbs, and texts, one of which was "Evil communications corrupt good manners." The other plumed rowdies (with the ption of one who was commonly called Lady Fragile, and who. by the way, took great interest in Lex Bob) wore dresses supposed to denote peculiar piety on the part of the wearers, and were named -it Ell Hem and Latter Day Enoch. The first-named used to take great delight in cawing around Wesleyan Chapels in temperate zones, hut has since flown !o a dryer climate for the put of increasing his already inordinate desire for drinking water, at which employment he elevates his beak heavenward at ever} When quietness was restored Lex Rob addressed the others at considerable length, standing on a decayed branch called the temeporance

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perch, which every moment was expected to break down, when a stranger from the country presented himself, swooping down and alighting on the edge of a cask, which was labelled “Old Highland Whisky,” being dressed also in pious costume, with the addition of a Scotch bonnet, and possessing a great love of all spiritual things, occasionally inserting his bill into a small hole bored in the top, and getting singularly unsteady on the feet, but withal funny and witty. Is-it Ell Hem objected, saying “Sinners stand in slippery places,” whereon the stranger, whose name he said was Tam-o ’-Shanter, quickly replied, “De’il if I can, mister.” The wrath of Lex Bob was now kindled. He denounced Tam in violent terms, threatening law without gospel, heavy punishment, etc., stating among other things that Tam, though presented with a silver cup, did not require it, as he said spitefully he (Tam) could drink out of anything that contained liquor, whether it be the tap of a hogshead, the spike of a keg, the mouth of a pickle jar, or the bung of a barrel. Tam retorted with great spirit, saying something about supplying the street fountains with gin, and thus applying the money to a spiritual purpose. After which he sang the following ditty, to the tune of “We’ll soon return to the country ’ ’:—

Lex Bob, who takes the grist from the mill,

Lex Bob, who would rob every publican’s till

Lex Bob, who pulls from his own wing a quill,

To question aets and assertions of mine

He never, no never, shall have his own will;

His perch I ’ll destroy and kill his bill,

And cut off his dirty claws.

No use for him then to try to stump,

An order he'll get on Saint Aldgate's pump.

With Is-it Ell Hem and Enoch.

After this effort Tarn became exceedingly thirsty, and partook still further of the contents of the cask. A howl, or rather, a cackling of indignation followed from Lex Bob and Is-it Ell Hem. in which Lady of prima donna, joined, saying or help to hatch the addled eggs of any while Latter Daj Enoch <|iiielly took leave of all, saying his name was Walker. Tam, whose temper was not yel cooled, pointing his beak in Lex Bob, and now si; from a wee drappii ickle o' the whisky, thought his enemy Lex Bob was dead, ami confusedly recollecting a word from Swift, said if Satan were to die In would gladly be the man who would preach his funeral sermon. He would then give the devil his as hi' had that day given one of his legal children. Then, calling upon Enoch to return, said that when one died four of ne-cslling should carry the bier, lie gave the follow ing recital ion. though, .as events have proved, a trifle in advance:

Come, friends all, and see the wonder,

One rogue above and four under,

To his warm home he’s now on his journey,

The Devil is in Law and he wants an attorney.

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At this time the cackling and cawing became such an intolerable nuisance to all around that a tame raven was soon on the spot, with one who heard it all. He was armed with a blunderbuss loaded with leaden pellets, on each of which was engraved a letter of the alphabet. The feathered'rabble, seeing their danger, at once spread out wings and tails, and flew oft mailers, ready to fall I'oul on any edible that'came in their way. The raven, after watching for a moment their rapid flight, and surveying the derelict "Prohibition" cage, recited in his usual clear voice .Moore's appropriate lines, making. however, a slight alteration in the arrangement:—

the cormorants hovering about

At the time their fish season sets in,

When these models of keen diners-out

Are preparing their beaks to begin.

he rooks in legal and clerical dresses

Flock round when the harvest's in play.

tot minding the farmer's distresses

Like devils in grain peck away.

A Dance of Bishops.

As ] g supporter of bazaars for augmenting church at the next one. which I have no doubt will ■ an episcopal ball to be composed entirely of sing and edifying spectacle would be presented 'hem engaged in this way for the benefit of religion. It ime they did something, when we consider the What I propose, if carried out. would be a id old times, and would make the poet's dream almost iw, or thought he saw—

aid rectors capering all

1 Bishop to open the ball."

He continues: —

"For Britain and Erin elubb'd their Sees

To make it a dance of Dignities,

And T saw —oh, the brightest of church events!

A quadrille of the two Establishments —

Bishop to Bishop vis-;;

Footing away prodigiously.

There was Bristol, capering up to Derry,

And Cork with London making merry,

While huge Llandaff, with a see, so, so,

Was to dear old Dublin pointing his toe."

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made to see this "Episcopal Hop." and there are few indeed who would not attend.

dh! what a joyous sight it would afford,

If our saints, like David, danced before the Lord.

Sealiger says "thai the first bishops were proesules for no other son than thai they led off the dances." Lei us hope thai the New Zealand Bishops will give this question their favourable consideration.

"Keeping always thai excellenl maxim m view.

Thai in saving men's souls we musl save money, too."

A Trio of Political Stage Players.

I Written in the year 1896. I

There is an old Latin adage— Trio juncta in uno. And the political stage players who have been diverting the public of ington inr the past I'ew weeks are indeed a trinity of persons. This union has been effected by an accidental combination of fragmentary atoms. Two of the said trio have been busily engaged rehearsing their respective parts and posting up—educating and prompting—the third, who has proved himself a tolerably apt scholar. His chief virtue Lay in his strict obedience. Whatever he was told to do he. although blundering, did with all his might. When told to aside his single tax doctrine he at once ackm his ignorance and meekly obeyed. When introduced to the public he took the character of Jem Crow which was tolerably played under tuition of his two brother performers who are themselves adepts at the peculiar turnings and twistings so essential to the correct performance of this character. But when the clear ring of the Bell was heard—a bright star "who shook the stage with thunders all his own—who could each vain pretendi " —there was a loud call from behind the es of ■■Hear it not, it is a knell' Thy knell." lie stood with alarm, looked anxious and raised his left arm as a shield to his body, but. unfortunately, and through want of practice over-acted the -est urc to such an extent in his too earnest desire to demonstrate the passion correctly, as to render it absolutely ludicrous, and thus unwittingly made of the passion a burlesque, and an involuntary buffoon of himself. His two brothers, however, came at once to the rescue and informed the audience that they wished to represent the greal cause of civilisation and taxation versus barbarism, that if the people would but support their protege, their obedient and amiable disciple, they would flourish like green bay trees, become themselves the same colour, and for ever bask in the sunshine of prosperity. The political war which they wished to represent was the most "justifiable that was ever inaugurated beneath the smiling radiant dome of all the broad heavens." and said "seize the opportunity which we offer you of fighting for your liberties. If you do not take our advice you will

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recede a century behind the ape. and instead of having your balana preserved with the policy which taxes and drives away capital, you will have a state of things far worse." These pronounced ebullitions of their feelings, together with the singular writhing, like a tortured ghost of the new disciple, only produced ironical cheering and laughter. Seneca says, "The gods look with pleasure on great men falling with the temples and the divinities of their country." So did the audience, whose risible faculties seemed also to accord with Persius where he says —"Hoc ridere meum tarn nil. nulla tibi vendo iliado." Finding themselves falling short of the success which they had expected to command, they put in as a make weight an ex-stationer, one who had a great horror of all kinds of spirits, particularly ardent spirits, and who positively refused to play even Hamlet's spirit, but could play Falstaff without stuffing. He, in his peculiar way. tried to ibrow oil on the troubled waters, smooth down the ruffled feat I restore eejuanimity of feeling, by saying that he believed that those who had been presented to the audience had done the best they could. The attempt, however, proved a failure, and was received with calls, cries of "Pygmalion didn't make you," and "Vou donT beer," etc.; and the audience dispersed before even the National Anthem could be played. Thus ended the most ludicrous display of political mountebanks ever seen on a Wellington stage.

Ghostly Possibilities Foreshadowed

OWING TO A GENTLEMAN WHO WAS A SPIRITUALIST STANDING AS A CANDIDATE FOR PARLIAMENT.

(Written in the year 1895. I

If Mr. - -be returned to Parliament a strange and dismal si of things is likely to obtain. I allude to the probability of ghosts, goblins, and spirits being produced during a session, as Mr. is as potent a power at raising spirits as the Witch of Endor. What, 1 ask. would happen if the spirits of some honourable members who have shaken off this "mortal coil" were to be brought up at a division, and marched in and out of the lobbies. As the spirits are very obedient to Mr. , Ministers could always depend upon a majority. The members in the flesh would have good cause to dread the thought! Even Mr. Speaker himself would not be safe, for he would not know one moment from another when the shade of Sir I). .Monro or some quondam occupant of the chair might not rise and hover over or take its old seat, and tints the strange spectacle of two Speakers would be presented to the astonished gaze of members, who would be al their wits' end to know whether or not they ought to address one or the other, or both! The ruling could not possibly be depended on the one being under and subject to the will of Mr. . would be very likely to reverse the ruling of the other. Then, again, the shade

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departed Minister might insist upon taking its erstwhile accustomed place and jostle the present Premier out of his seat, who unfortunately mighl lose his balance, and. fancying himself in opposition, would cross the floor of the House only to find the seat there occupied by one whom he least expected lo see. It would be useless tor the Speaker, or the two Speakers, to call upon the Sergeant-at-Arms to remove any of these interloping shades in consequence of their being to the touch no more than thin air. If. Mr. be in favour of female sufferage there would he nothing to hinder him raising some gentler spirits—spirits of the opposite sex who perhaps having been tapped by Cupid o'er the shoulder might choose to sit beside hon. members if in no nearer position and thus produce feelings most painful in the minds of the occupants of the ladies' gallery. Members finding such a state of affairs as I have endeavoured to describe would be justified in resigning their seats and would no doubt do so and New Zealand would no doubt be governed by Mr. and as many ghosts as he might think he required with perhaps one solitary Minister. I am informed that the ghosts will insist on receiving payment for their services. Such being the case Mr. will introduce a Bill entitled "The Parliamentary Ghosts' Honorarium Bill.'' It is devoutly to be wished that both hon. members in the flesh and the ghosts will oppose any attempt to pay to Mr. a lump sum as ghosts' salary as it would open the door to the sweating m and thus establish a bad precedent.

About Comets.

The following was written on the 12th of May, 1901, at which time a brilliant comet appeared in the Southern Hemisphere:— Xow when our western sky is nightly adorned by one whose appearance is different from that of all the other stars, and so much ignorance prevails among many persons respecting the heavenly visitants of like character, a lew words re comets may not be unacceptable to readei's. Comets have, until recent times, been regarded as iursors of national calamity. This idea was originated, fostered and taught b; i'-al and other priests and firmly believed in by the populace Christian ministers during the last forty years have constantly re them as warning notes sent by God to the people.* The light of science, howevi chasing away the darkness of this and such-like absurdities. The word comet is derived from

*lt was predicted that the comet of 171 L* would appear on Wednesday, the 14th of October, at five minutes past five o . and thai 'lie world would be destroyed by fire on the Friday following. I duly appeared, as predicted, the people gazing at it with that the latter part of the prediction would be as truly fulfilled as the first part was proved to be. It was said many went raving mad. Large nook shelter in barges and heals on the Thames, thinking that the place, by no means agreeing with the poet in his description of the last day. when speaking of the seas and oct said. "Like oil their waters but a The captain of a Dutch ship threw his cargo of gunpowder with everythii inflammable into the

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the Latin word "coma,'' which signifies a tuft of hair, and is applied to this class of star to distinguish it from all others. Comets are governed by the same laws as the planets, in so far as their orbits or tracts are considered, but there is a deviation greater than that of the planets-- the orbits of comets being more eccentric. Thus, while they sometimes approach very near to us at one time, they recede much farther from us at another. Some comets move in a retrograde direction, that is, a direction contrary to thai of the planets. This caused much difficulty in calculating when they would again reappear.

About one hundred and fifty years ago three excellent mathematicians, viz., Clairaut, D'Alembert, and Euler, projected the problem bodies, the solution of which it was thought would determine the courses of three bodies projected from three given points 'ted directions and with stated velocities, their gravitation being lance with their quantities. This is. of course, to ascertain the effects in motion w-hich the planets that compose our solar system luce upon one another. The influence on comets, it was supposed, was identical with that on planets when within the influence of tetary force. The theory was confirmed by Clairaut and by that theory he calculated the disturbing effects of Jupiter and Sal which Dr. Halley had stated would influence the comet of 1682 respecting the time when it should re-appear, which he said would be 758. Clairaut's prediction was that the comet would be checked in its course by the influence of Saturn to the extent of 100 days, and by that of Jupiter to 518 days, in which case it would not reach its perihelion till the 13th April. 1759. By observations made. Clairaut's illations were proved nearly accurate, as the comet came to its perihelion on the 13th March, only thirty days sooner than was predicted.

During the last few years many valuable additions have been made to our stock of astronomical knowledge, and it is now supposed to be r ed that comets are "roups of meteoric stones. There are times when meteors fall upon the earth. Bodies of meteors are said to encircle the sun —the earth in her annual rotation cutting through and receiving showers of them. In 1866 Sehiaparelli observed that the orbit of the great comet of 1862 was exactly the same as the orbit of the belt of meteors. Professor Newton, of America, a man of great ttific research, found that from as early as the ninth century brilliant displays of meteors occurred every thirty-three years. This

river to save her from being blown up. The fall in South Sea ami India stock was ruinous. Before noon hundreds of the clergy were on rheir way in boats to Fjambeth Palace to sot proper prayers prepared, as there were none in the church ritual suitable for this unexpected and dreadful emergency. The behaviour of the clerics on thi reminds us of a certain parson who, when on hoard a ship bound for China, -was told that she was sinking, asked one of tin 1 crew whether or nor rile report was true, the man replied, "In half an hour. sir. 1 expect we shall be in a."' To which the godly minister with terror distorting his features, exclaimed. "The Lord forbid." The people of London were the firs! to he informed that the last day was nigh, many of whom acted in an eccentric manner. There was an extraordin- . Mil on the bank, as if money were an essential al tile moment when the world and ail its inhabitants were in the throes of death. The chief director. Sir (1. lleathcot. issued orders to all the tire brigades in London to keep a sharp look out. and to guard with every possible care the Hank of England. This scare, injurious as it was. was but a trifle when compared wilh the many disastrous effects caused by religious bigotry and superstition.

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he explains, is in the month of November, when the earth passes in her orbit through a dense belt of meteoric stones. The orbit of this star stream was found to be the same as the orbit of Temple's comet of 1866, not the famous one of November of that year. An eordinary star shower took place in 1872, when Biela's comet attracted so much attention.

Comets shine partly, if not wholly, by their own light, while the tails are reflected sunlight. Meteors in the group or stream frequently collide with one another, producing gaseous vapour, which ignites. In 1881, no fewer than six. some say seven, comets were visible. The first was seen at Sydney on the 22nd May, but was not visible in Europe till the 23rd June. Before it retired from view another appeared in the north, presenting to view two comets at the same time. Then Encke's comet returned, as it is expected to do about every ■) l-3rd years. In September another was discovered by an American astronomer: again, on the fourth October, yet another, and on the 17th November the sixth, or as some have asserted, the seventh, was visible, and was supposed to resemble the eomet of 1792. On the 17th September. ISS2. a large eomet passed its perihelion.

No doubt, like other stars, there are many that we do not see, perhaps from their smallness, and also because of their great distance from the earth. From the earliest ages to the present times the science of astronomy has always been one in which great interest has been taken, but though very ancient, the progress made appears, till within the last few years, to have been but slow; and although much has been discovered, much remains undiscovered. There are suns and systems far beyond our reach, as the poet observes —

Ear away, unscann'd by mortal eye.

in widening spheres bright suns and systems lie.

In measureless infinity.

Coming of Summer.

"NATURE'S SWEET INFLUENCE."

Published in "N.Z. Times. December 29th, 1920.)

Summer has conic, but at the present her breath is not hot and sultry: T1 is not yel necessary to seek the refreshment of the cool shade, although in the deep woods and beneath the hedges in dell and dingle almosl a twilighl prevails even at noonday, yet her warmth is distinctly felt. To herbs, roots, and every kind of plant which a little while ago had the appearance of being dead she has, so to speak, resuscitated and given new life and clothed them with leaves and flowers, whether in view or concealed from the human eye. There the red and white foxgloves bant; out their speckled bells, while high above the honeysuckle throws its trailing banners of floating green and pale and ruddy gold, so that we see indeed—

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New life, new beaut v. start from every spray.

Green earth rejoicing and her tenants gay.

By the streamlet we inhale the fragrance of the meadow—that mingled aroma of hawthorn buds ami new-mown hay. Yes. such is the perfume of the foliage and of the fields with which this glorious queen (daphne) of the (lowers, the fruits, and the general beauties of Nature adorns the scene and perfumes the passing zephyr. On the banks and in the hedges the beautiful bindweed climbs and gives forth its fragrance. In whatever direction our survey is cast we view flowers of every hue and every odour which cheer and delight our senses. It was the poet's admiration of Nature which caused him to sav. when sneaking of the power and goodness of the Creator:—

He decks the maiden spring with flowery pride.

He calls forth summer like a sparkling bride.

He joys the mother autumn's bed to crown,

And bids old winter lay his honours down.

Summer brings forth her flowers in boundless profusion. Sometimes we in New Zealand see the fertility of an almost tropical climate, which clothes every plant and herb that exists in a vesture of splendour. The rose is particularly prominent and flourishes in New Zealand as well as in any country in the world, ft is England's national flower, but it also "blooms on Jordan's strand." and i-. a world-wide favourite. It has always been classed as the queen among (lowers, and has been called the ornament of the earth—the blush of beauty and the breath of love. A modern poet extolling its beauties, says—

The rose has one powerful virtue to boast

Above all other flowers of the fieJd.

When its leaves are all gone and fine colours are lost.

A sweet fragrant perfume it will yield.

And other sublime writers have created their most splendid imagery owing to their admiration of its beauties, one of whom tells us of the celestial roses which empurpled the sapphire pavement in Para

It was customary with the ancient Romans after the burial ot their dead for the survivors to strew flowers on the tombs. Friends and relatives placed purple flowers, violets and hyacinths, on the graves, but roses were more highly esteemed than any other flowers. It was usual for the Romans in their wills and sometimes with their last breath to direct that roses should be strewn on their graves. Passeratins, in his Rosa, says:

Manibus esl imis grata rosa. et grata sepulehris,

Et. Rosa flos Horum.

When surrounded by the magnificent works of Nature a thoughtful mind will, if in harmony with what it sees and feels, often become ily impressed with the sweetest influences and the most divinely inspired emotions.

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Thieving Firewood.

Several years ago, owing to some dishonest persons slyly possessing themselves of my firewood. I inserted in one of the daily prints the following as an advertisement :

Oil! so GENTLY O'ER .Ml-: STEALING.

The ladies and gentlemen who have clandestinely appropriated my firewood may now have the axe on application, as I have no further use tor it. 1 sincerely hope that their inordinate desire for heat may be speedily gratified, it' not in this world certainly in the next. As a matter of fact no one did apply for the axe.

Epitaph.

On a dog that was owned by my next neighbour and was poisoned in consequence, it was supposed, of his savage barking at the tradesmen who called at the house. He was buried in quick lime in a place called Cur's Corner.

All dogs that may this tomb pass by,

Bark and howl and whine and cry;

Such as you arc so was I.

But dead like me you'll be by-and-by.

I was a happy, lively cur.

And barked at the grocer, the butcher, the bakei,

But now grossly butchered and baked in lime,

As punishment for my barking crime.

Bark for me, dogs, bark loud and well,

Bark till you bark me out of this hell.

Bark, oh! bark till you fail to

Bark at the butcher who poisoned me.

And when you bark say bow wow wow.

Bark and howl, make a jolly good row;

Bark till the tongues in your mouths appear,

Bark at thai butcher, his name is (.'car.

Henry Lawson’s Verses.

A few years ago an eminent write]- on English literature said of Lawson, an Australian poet: "He is written out."

Well, yes. There may be a charm in some of his verses which the mediocrity, and sometimes we have a strain thai elicits a smile, but only those can find much delight in the perusal of his lines who have not drunk in the milk of the better lime. After we have

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studied Spenser, Milton, Dryden, Cowley. Addison, Pope, etc., whose inexhaustible stores of fancy, profusion of imagery, and richness and sweetness of poetical diction, place them in the highest niches of the temple of fame, and we are asked to drink of the muddy stream which flows from Lawson's Helicon, we feel regret that we did not previously indulge in a copious draught of the waters of Lethe. In Lawson we have coarse phrases and rude tautology substituted for sweetness of numbers, selected expression, and brilliant ornament. The spirit of English poetry has sadly degenerated if we have to accept as par excellence "The Bill of "the Ages." etc. Writers of indifferent verse is plentiful as blackberries, which made Shakespeare say.

"I had rather be a kitten, and cry—mew,

Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers."

The true poet discovers in the blossom of spring a field for contemplation. "He calls forth summer like a sparkling bride." and hears music in every breeze. The scattered leaves of Autumn place before his vision images of mortality which never entirely fade from his sight. He shows gloomy winter in his natural state. He rouses the mind grown torpid through want of exercise to intelligence and thought. He strengthens, brightens, improves, and brushes away the dust from inert i'acutlies. He captivates the heart, and excites the moral sympathies so forcibly that they touch all the living springs of natural feeling. He kindles in the mind generous enthusiasm, awakens virtuous sensibility, and cherishes exalted sentiments. He excites noble emulation, encourages the desire for excellence, communicates a feeling of delight to existence, and presents us with bright visions of hope.

Woman's Record.

In the year 1906, under the nom de plume of "Omar." certain derogatory statements were made in the public press respecting the lair sex. The defence of the latter became the duty of the author who replies to "Omar" thus:—

"Omar" has furnished us with many important particulars lecting the fair sex; but it is evident he does not plaee women on the same level as men so far as relates to their adaptability to occupy public positions, or positions until recently generally regarded as those which should be held exclusively by men. We find, however, that women have succeeded in public positions. They have made both war and peace between nations. Queens have executed judgment and meted out justice as impartially as kings. In literature both as poets and prose-writers they have not been far behind the sterner sex; there are i'ew readers who have not been delighted by the perusal of many of their writings. In the works of Barbauld, More. Jameson. Cook. Price, etc.. we find power and play of language, parity of sentiment, and beauty of scholarship which have largely contributed to please.

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enlighten, and reform mankind. Catherine 1., Empress of Russia, assisted Peter I. to perform his onerous duties, and after his death succeeded him to the government of the Empire. It has been said thai even Adam before he was possessed of Eve, wandered through paradise surveying the blissful scenes with mournful looks. It has also been argued that :

■'lf men would but follow what the sex advise.

All things would prosper, all the world grow wise.

"l'was by Rebecca's aid that Jacob won

His father's blessing from an elder son;

Abusive Nabal owed his forfeit life

To the wise conduct of a prudent wife;

Heroic .Judith, as old Hebrews show,

Preserved the Jews and slew the Asyrian foe;

At Hester's suit the persecuting sword

Was sheathed and Israel lived to bless the Lord."

I'lysses escaped the death to which he was doomed by the bloodthirsty Polyphemus through the intervention of Minerva, the goddess of wisdom. There was no want of civilisation in the nine daughters of Jupiter and Mnemosyne, Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymnia. Terpsichore, Thalia, and Crania, who, born on Mount Pierius, were mistresses of all the sciences, presidents of musicians and poets and governesses of the feasts of the gods. Xotwithstanding the ingenuit; ming and the ambitious display of learning which characterise the productions of your correspondent, it is devoutly to be wished that he will not call in question the truth of these statements. Horace may discourse his philosophy from his Sabine villa. Demosthenes hurl his thundering orations from the Bema. but Venus, that goddess of love and beauty, smiles on every knight and speaks to our every passion in a voice sweeter than music.

Rules to be Observed in Conversation.

Do not appear to be impatient, though the person speaking may be prolix.

Do not interrupt another while speaking.

Do not manifest captiousness.

Do not indulge in caehinuation.

Do not indulge in cacophony.

Do not speak of your private affairs.

Do not appeal- to notice grammatical errors.

Do not, when speaking, say ''you see.'' "you know," "you

understand," etc.

Do not talk loudly. A clear, mild voice is more effective.

Do not be oblivious to what is being said.

Do not allude to any one's defects either of mind or body.

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Do not whisper to a person when others are present.

Do not obtrude any extraneous subject.

Do not indulge in ociliads.

Do not say I am going to such and such a place to-morrow or next week, or next month, but I expect to go, or I intend to go, or I shall go, etc.

Various Religions.

(Written 1907.)

It is well known that in all ages of the world of which we have any knowledge, various systems of religion and worship existed, and were regarded, however much opposed to each other, as man's infallible guide of life and passport to ecstatic bliss hereafter. Man by sinking his intelligence could be brought to believe in anything as a power or divinity far above and superior to himself. In remote periods gods were soon made, extolled, worshipped, and pasans sung in their praise, days and even weeks being set apart for their special adoration and lauding the same idea of worshipping something still obtains,

"Man through all ages of revolving time

Unchanging man in every varying clime,"

regards his particular sect, or creed, or religion as the one thing needful, and denounces or discards all others, thus treading the paths which were trodden five thousand years ago; he is so vehement in the propagation of his tenets that for the purpose of converting others he resorts to the confiscation of property to torture in all its hideous forms, to bloodshed and even death. In the present day we have an ample choice of conflicting creeds, but no one of them shows us how to attain to knowledge devotion and science taken collectively; this combination, however, seems to be required. The iconoclasts and bigots tell us that they have broken down and removed what is bad. and have given us something that is good, but we have not an implicit belief in what they say. The theology of near two thousand years has been unsatisfactory, science in its march having left it far in the rear an impotent, hollow, solitary wreck. Orthodoxy is opposed to science because science exposes its fallacies. Orthodoxy has trodden under foot all that was man's conception of goodness in past ages. Intolerance and persecution are and always have been too active agents for orthodoxy. The Protestant Archbishop Sheldon, in a circular letter which he addressed to all his bishops and clergy, commanded them to take notice of all offenders against the Church and to aid in bringing them to punishment. The Protestant Bishop of Peterborough, Northampton. England, declared publicly that the Conventicle Act was righteous in itself. I give his own words: "It hath done its business against all fanatics except the Quakers, but when the Parliament sits again a stronger law will be made, not only

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to take away their lands and goods, but also to sell them for bondslaves," After this Christian announcement, and by way of a finishing stroke, he implored the Divine Power to preserve all in peace and unity.

Robert Southwell, the accomplished but unhappy author of St. Peter's Complaint, Mary Magdalane's Funeral Tears, ami other works, was executed for being a Roman Catholic. He was hanged, bowelled and quartered at Tyburn after three years imprisonment and ten inflictions of the rack. To show how the adherents of the gentle Nazarene carry out his precepts, Cecil, who was at that time (Ihief .Minister to the Crown and a devout Christian and true prophet, when told that the poet wished that his trial would take place, said. " If he (Southwell) is in so much haste to be hanged, he shall quickly have his desire." Instances as plentiful as blackberries could be given of the persecuting spirit of Christianity were they not too well known to need recounting. Let us hope, however, that the devotei Christianity will even yet show some signs of improvement. It litis been said that it is a long lane which has no turning. In respect of time Christianity's lane is long indeed, a turning in the direction of an open-hearted .and charitable philosophy would be a great boon, and if it be not asking its leaders and partisans to make toi sacrifice of their inordinate desire to occupy the ascendant if they must interfere in matters of conscience, to exercise that moderation to others which they are always so willing to receive. If they will but do this then, as we plod our weary way through the dull and dreary desert of dry theological dogmas, creeds, criticisms, sophisms and opinions we might perchance reach some congenial spot, some pleasing oasis and retreat beneath a Jonah's gourd or arborous si enjoying the vernal quiet, breathing a pure air and bathing our fevered senses in the undisturbed elysium, and while looking on the refulgent glories above and around would be likely to apostrophize in some such way as this, provided the bishop did not hear.

"So bright with such a wealth of glory stored,

'Twere sin in heathens not to have adored ;

How great, how firm, how 11 appears,

How worthy an immortal round of years."

Could this stale be obtained there would be an end to gambling crusaders and church councils; church councillors and their compeers would then perforce join the ranks of the unemployed, and would it is devoutly hoped, through the agency of some barley-water bureau soon gel better occupation with, of course, less pay. The work, though uncongenial with their tastes, would result in an :e to others. One special branch of their present diabolical vocation is to first shackle men's intellects, after which to bind heavy burdens upon their shoulder Constantinople porters are light in comparison'. bul mselves will not move them with one of their fingers. It has. ho Bfirmed thai if too rapid a transition wrrc effected ■ -nit", a circumstance greatly to be deplored, as order was Ilea- law. and. instead of singing in concert the song of Moyses Tisithen es and a lamb.

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thev might, bv a mistak ;: P ffian '" honour of ApcJlo, or Baccl ' A ' ,,h llls splendid irehing among the ruins of the ancient eil thal u '" "'" , " Jupiter, the inhal - h ' ll new Kame ls afloal now, and like the lllls ls P T f tt ?' ■ We s ], 0 hear that m their ,1 they el : lke tones llk( ' Peter's curate

Our creeds at ost -

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Yet every year new m

[f the world were bul emane ;111,1 priests the troubh ' away. The ■ ■ te sun as he ai to the meridian, w unwholesome damps and shai .'•' off the ith.

< (rthodoxy and hel heir theol and his and their I'nitari ers, rantei Quakei "' tile nrst t ' mc * in their exi raitered I palian Uhanasius. and rejoice in hi book —the soh i his John Knox. P terianism moderators and i - and missal: Chinaman in his Fo and J< . and Indian in their Budda and Vishnue: the Egyptian in his stork, ox and blowfly; the n to shoot his arrows at the stu ories of the Orient, and humiliate Him- ins everlasting fire. The inian Tattersall with his lucky consultations and results: and last, but not least, the e< o perform their arduous duties in peace, having a well-grounded hope that their sanctums arc at last secure from the v< oisonous darts drawn from the quivers of malignant clerics by which their sacred precincts have hitherto been so often assailed.

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The Athanasian Creed.

(Written 1899.)

It is well known thai a vast number of church people in this nineteenth century are still bowing the knee at that ecclesiastical shrine of superstition ycleped the creed of Saint Athanasius, which was reared up and fostered by priestcraft and religious bigotry during a period of nearly 800 years —that period when ignorance, like a huge pall, hung over Europe, denominated the dark or Gothic ages. As is well known, most orthodox writers and teachers profess to believe in the Athanasian Creed; hut it seems to me that it is impossible that they can really do so. for if ever there was a confused bundle of paradoxes and contradictions in any writing presented to mankind, it would be in the composition of this particular creed as it is called. Many have tried to unravel this tangled web, but all attempts to do so have failed. Nothing tangible can be made of it. The conclusions to which those have conic to who have studied it are all different one from another; no two agree. Baxter says, speaking of the Trinity, which is the leading feature in this creed, that it is "principals," "essentialities," "primalities," and he asks what relation exists among the Divine three, and how the divine virtues differ between themselves; and to these questions he answers by giving all sorts of mysterious, opposite, discordant, blind and absurd sentences from schoolmen, fathers and divines, all of whom are regarded as orthodox. Some religious teachers refer to the early Christians as holding the Trinity dogma: but the writings to which they refer in support of this statement are regarded by many as doubtful and by others as forgeries. An ecclesiastic informed me to-day that, with some very small exceptions, all the Christian churches believe in the Trinity doctrine. I reply that because multitudes believe a. thing it is no proof of its truth. Did not all Asia and all the world worship the great goddess Diana at Ephesus, the temple for whom, which was one of the seven wonders of the world, took 220 years to build, the cost being defrayed by several princes of Asia. This deity, like many others, was believed in. yet any one professing to believe in her now would be justly regarded as being under an extraordinary delusion—a delusion as extraordinary and absurd as that under which the disciples of that ignoranl female fanatic and false prophetess, Johanna Southeott. sunk.

But though the doctrine of the Trinity be a dogma of the churches it is not believed in by many of those who are free from bigotry, and think for themselves. Those who profess to believe it are not unanimous. The Nicene Creed states that Christ was begotten before all the worlds: but .Moses Stuart. Dr. "Wardlaw and Adam Clark all disagree with it. The latter says it is eternal nonsense or a contradiction in terms. John Wesley rejected it as incorrect and mischievous. Dr. Sherlock says that the Trinity is three separate and distinct minds, and therefore three distinct person- s as distinct from each other as Peter, .lames and John. Dr. South sums up Sherlock's

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Is thus: I n his discourses upon the Trinity he calls the three persons in the Godhead three minds, three spirits, three substat and natun n his last book-, three sell's, three is's. three singulars, threi one absolute Divinity, with two internal processions.'

■ I)]-. Ywillis. who opposed Sherlock and gol him tanned. He tries to sine, that 'he same time the son of .Icnsc. the . and the King of Israel, thus presenting three chare- nay be three persons, as he hold: lid Sanctifier. Nes relations distances, but roellner says there 1 -rent actions, v. ith says ;l j sl) there are three distinct energies, thn Another es that tie two prothree persons, the on, which it Archbishop Whatley rejects this de relations. ar to Wallis. Til differences; Burm : a nd be i Archbishop Tillotson declared to Bishop Burnetl that by him of the was all other he added e well rid of it."

One easons why thi written was because the pagan priests demandi toping to benefit their temples by d the Christians. Their demands Lrians, who thought they would obtain the assi the pagan rhetoricians i the Son with the Father. The Nicene Council, how. that the unity of the divine e; than lumber. I the Trinity have ars. The Latins maintained that there is in God onlj one hypostasis Iml three persons; while the Greeks had it thai there is only one | as j an disputanl to be satisfied thai he was in the right, no matter to what extent one was o another. It was a trick p ihj,.. s top dissensions. Jerome tells us that 'he Greeks knew the isis" and ins. however, eould not enlighten them. It was ~,1 that "in Latin and "hypostasis" in Greek sh , i n signification; but what the signification is ha- , ermined. Ir is suppose,! b\ many thai the .lews believed in the doctrine of the Trinity in consequence of the being in the plural; but tl 'hi' ease, for an enthusiastic divine some years ago wrote to Rabbißaphall, headmaster of the HebrewNationaJ School, B n, and an authority on Hebrew works, askinj information on certain words in Isaiah in Jonathan's Targum, sup-

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Trinity. Mr. Raphall replied that the exact meat irds in English is "Holy in His Heaven on high, the exalted house of His presence; Holy on earth the work of His power; 11 ever and i He adds. "No Rabbi ever held i the Trinity or of three persons in the Godhead. This iteral translation, for the accuracy of which I vouch." Surely, in thi such reliable evidence as this we need not be surprised at the Rev. Dr. Robinson of St. Margaret's, speaking as he did.

Matai Beer.

THE PKOHIBITIONIST NONPLUSED.

The prohibitionist is now brought E; ace with an insurtable obstacle. The New Zealand bushmen positively state that the matai tree when tapped pours forth a splendid intoxicating beer on which he who imbibes gets extremely merry. The prohibitionist and dispute with Dame Nature whom he will obtain but little satisfaction. Even if be succeeds in stopping the i 1 mented and spiritous liquors he cam having a glass of matai. A few of Bacchus was heard to aver that be preferred mat; er Staples' or Speight's. Being unfermented the italler would not. by bis creed, be debarred from drinking it. If not an edifying spe< I be a novel one to see iner in the bands of a policeman or in a police cell in conin unfermented matai.

Chapter.

The nd published by (he author ar 191] owing, at that time, to the contempts the prohibitio

The people of Welling ntly been favoured with an nl ( of thi if the reverend prohibitionists of how they nized bands of Bible class scholars as spies and informers to of the hotels on Saturday nights and similar kind. The reverend ow that they believe the e mind of the Almighty to man (although not one-fifth of the population of the world has any knowledge of it), and thai it is theit actiee vet rid even trample upon much thai it contains, thus proving iwn creeds. This is verified bj

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the one word which is constantly on their lips. "Prohibition," for the merest tyro in Biblical lore knows that prohibition finds but little favour in the Bible. . • "j . . I . ] 4 K . . . .I ... 4 Li., tuir

Let us look at a few quotations from it :- "And thou shall bestow thai money for whatso soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for snee] 2 drink. "—Deut. c. 14. v 26. "Thus saith the Lord God of Israel. Every bottle shall be filled with wine. L2. "Thus saith the Lord of hosts the God of Israel 1,,.;-,, :,. v 27. "Thus saith the Lord of hosts: Ye shall certainly drink."- v 28. "Go thy way. eat thy bread with joy ~„,! ith a merry I; ■ fod now aecepteth thy • !), v 7. "They shall plant vineyards and drink the \mos. e ft, v 14. "God conversed with Noah and nanl with him after which Noah 'planted a vineyard and was drunken.' "- Gen. c 9, vv 20-21. place shall thou cause the strong wine lured ■ a drink offering. And their drink offerings shall i dive pints) of wine unto a bullock and the third re than three pints and one gill ) unto a ram a Eourth part of an hin (two and a half pints) unto a lamb." X (n! i 7-14. "Should 1 leave my wine which cheereth God man."—Judges c 9, v Li. Drunken Lot being the only right,m becami the Almighty's special prot "And, they made their father drink wine."—Gen. c If. v 33. "And he (David) dealt among all the people even anion multitude of Israel, as well to the women as men. to every one a d and a good flesh and a fl; ond Sam. e (i. v If). "And wine that maketh glad the heal man." Psalm 104. v 15. "The word which earn Jeremiah from the Lord . . . . <io unto the house of the Rechabites and speak unto them and bring them into the house of the Lord i chambers and give them wine to drink." Jer. c 35, vv 1-'2. "(in the seventh day when the heart of the King was merry with wine."Est. c !. v Id. "For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine and ye say he hath a devil. The Son of .Man is come eating and drinking and ye say behold a gluttonous man and a winebibber a friend of publicans and sinners!"— Luke <• 7. \\ )!:!:!4. .lesus Chrisl at the commencement of His ministry and also at the termination of it drank wine. "Drink no longer water but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thin nfirmities First Tim. c 5, v '2: l. And now ye reverend and lay prohibitionists and ye who art 1 under the evil spell of spyphobia what have von to Will you. with these statements arrayed against you, which you aver are the words of Almighty (fod Himself, still push your abominable heterodox doctrine of prohibition. If we had no knowledge of the insatiable persecuting spirit with which your class lias always deeply imbued, we should expect to see you blush for shame as any honest-minded man would do who discovered that owing belief in corrupt doc-mas he had been engaged in the detestable work ol' attempting to deprive his fellow men of their rights and libet

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but as you have taken special pains particularly of late to convince us thai you are wolves in sheep's clothing, and as we are well acquainted with the fact thai mankind in the past has suffered severely under your tyranny, we know thai with faces of brass you will still pursue your diabolical course and fighl againsl even the word of God, the very Bible itself, to accomplish your purpose. If the Prohibitionists could but consummate their aim the revenue of the Dominion won seriously diminished that heavy extra duties would he immediately imposed on tea. sugar and all the necessaries of life- the working people being the greatesl sufferers. The already overburdened taxpayers would have, by the lowest computation, one shilling in the pound added to their taxes. Thousands of wage-earners of both sexes would he thrown out of their various vocations to swell the ranks of the unemployed, while tens of thousands would see ruin staring them in the face. The modern Prohibitionists, like the ancienl pharisees, "bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on mi shoulders, but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers." Matt. c. 23, v. 4. To prevent terrible financial loss both public and private: to prevent thousands of the working class being penniless upon the world upon the benevolent institutions and the tender mercies of the law ; to prevent the levying of heavy taxation ; to prevent iniquitous dens and sly-grog shops crawling into existence like filthy reptiles, to poison our lives; to prevent our cities and the le of this fair land from being ruined, let all who have votes muster in strong force on the polling-day and with a fixed determination checkmate the vicious Prohibitionists with their bands of spies informers by striking out the bottom lines on the ballot papet

Clergy and People.

ADVICE TO THE COUNCIL OP THE CHURCHES

In the fifteenth verse of the 4th chapter of Lsl Epistle of Peter we 'Bui let none of yon suffer as a murderer, or thief, or as an evildoer, or as a busybody in other men's matters.'' If the Rev. J. J. North and his brother church councillors will but pay approprii tion to the above v.. and they will not be so likely to mani the world and hold themselves up to the scorn and : right-minded people, as they have done ritly. If the sacrifii od be hypocrisy and persecution, the fidgety meddling quidnuncs referred to should be supremely hap Their never-ceasing fighl with Unitarians, Socinians, Arians and ers would be to them a pleasing contest, and would contribute largely to their earthly bliss.

nquesl

Would endear the fighl

And danger serve, but to

Supply delight."

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One would almost have thought, had he not known too well their natural propensities, that they would have been too busy about missions, both local and foreign, church extension, and particularly church revenues and stipends, to trouble about the publication of Tattersall's business; but. Oh no: like the enemy of Caesar they are "never at heart's ease." these miserable offenders profess to be our friends, but they have become altogether unprofitable except to themselves. They say their business is to win Christ; but if quarrelling with the editors of the New Zi loing their duty is the way they win them, their method is nothing short reduetio ad absurdum," and the souls won by such means u surely he of such a queer composition as to be neither use nor ornait, and not worth the trouble of winning. '! cs buzz about and swoop down, hawk-like upon every word which they think can be distorted to their own benefit. The sequence is that

"The fly-blown text

Creates a crawling brood,

And turns to magi

What was meant for food."

It were well, if, instead of perpetuating the persecuting spirit which has been so closely allied with Christianity for near two thousand years. Church Councillors were possessed of that philosophy whose aim is to raise those that fall, to alleviate human suffering, to as the distressed, and to work honcstlv for the general weal Nov. 29th, 1906.

Language.

However ignorant and barbarous men may have been at the beginning of their existence on the earth, it is evident that they soon acquired and possessed a spoken lanjiuaire. Written language would certainly follow in the course of time, the necessity tor which would soon make itself felt. Men found that they required a medium by which they could communicate their thoughts, and the medium was writing.

The ancient Egyptians, however, as is well known, frequently used emblems or figures called hieroglyphics; these emblet represented though in a crude manner birds and animals, by which words were implied. In most languages about twenty-six visible signs called characters or letters are employed to represent the sounds made by the human voice which, when taken collectively, are denominated an alphabet, but the alphabets of different lamina- ot always correct representatives of the vocal sounds uttered. Tic this irregularity may be traced to the tact that one alphabet has been derived from another.

The modern alphabet of Europe is but a revival of the old Roman alphabet or, in other words, the Roman alphabet modernized. The

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Roman alphabet was derived from the Creek, the Greek from the Phoenician alphabet, and the Phoenician from al Hebrew. It would be difficull if tiol impossible to trace the existence of alpha- ■ gns to a period more remote than that of the ancienl Hebrew. The art of writing may be regarded as the first step in literature.

All languages w re spoken before they were conveyed to our sighl by the use of alphabetical characters. The structures of languages are tiol so different one from another as some suppose. The occasional resemblances of languages far remote from each other go far to prove this. The language of the aborigines of New Zealand is. in om similar to that of the Italians, for in both languagi mostly vowel terminations. The difference in the pron words often causes them to be unintelligible to those who In spoken. As an instance of this we find that in the seventeenth century the pronunciation of the Creek language in the University of Paris was very different from that of the College of the .Jesuits, so different indeed that they failed to undertsand each other's quotations from Homer. The difference between the English and the French languages in the ninth and tenth centuries was very little—they both came from the Teutonic. The following lines were written at this time. The English translation will show the slipjit difference between the two languages :

Nuh wil ih scriban unser heil

Now will 1 write our health

• deil

Of the gospel a deal

So isi mi hiar begunnun

So is it now here begun

In Freniarisea tunsrun

In the French tongue

During the v> Ithelbert, Pope Gregory sent Augustine with a numl ■ Kome to preach to the English. The monks brought with them a lew Frenchmen to interpret. Aboul the time that the Romans withdrew their troops from Britain, giving the Britons their freedom and independence, the Franks, who were a people from Germany, entered into France, which was then named Gaul. The language of the Franks was Teutonic, like that of the Saxons: the Teutonic coalesced with the rude Celtic or Gaulish tongue, which become somewhat Latinized: this coalescence prodi a limited period an almost unintelli as the following tale will exemplify:—A beggar, w] ded to be lame, applied at the Monastry of St. Gall for relief: it was ordered that he should first be put into a warm bath and then supplied with elean clothes. The mendicant, who was a Oau Hie water hot. cried out in his corrupt and mixed Latin. "( I 'alt est!" meaning "Calid est !" "It is hot!" Hut n Teutonic means cold, the sacristan, who was a German, thought thai w was complaining thai the water was not hot. and said in reply, "Then I will put in more hot water," and at once poured in a boiling kettle-full. The beggar howled still lou.f mi' ('alt est! (.'alt

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est!" "What, still cold." exclaimed the astonished Sacristan." with Cod's help I will make it hot enough." and at once poured into tin hath a still larger kettle of boiling water. The almost scalded creature, forgetting in his anguish that he had the part of a lame man to perform, f rant id v .jumped out of the hath.

By the intermixtu various nations that have inhabited Britain our present English has been constructed, thus king it a composite language. Th I Britons were of Celtic origin and possessed two dialects, namely, the Cymriac and the ' I formed the national ton

In 60 B.C. Julius Caesar invaded Britain. The inhabitants tied lie southern and central parts of the country to the mountains nd to the Highlands of Scotland, living in comparative security. Although near two thousand years hi E Britain by the Romans, during which period disastrous wars and vast changes have taken place, the descendants of these ancient people still speak their original dialects. The English, however, has not been much affected by the Celtic. The Romans held ion of Britain till A.D. 430. After their departure the Britons seemed to have had but little knowledge of t : which was Latin. But though a large portion of our language is derived from the Latin, it was not obtained from the Romans; it is because our own authors and scientists have for hundreds been borrowing from it. Tt is well known that the immortal Shakespeare ingrafted Latin words upon our vernacular English with aeility and correctness, and thousands have followed thi 1 sel by him. were, however, importations from the Latin as early days of the venerable Bede, a priest of Northumberland. Bede tells us that the languages of Britain arc the British, (he Pietish, the Scottish, the Saxon, and some Latin. The first three of thehowever, only different dialects of tie

Scaliger says: "There arc three differenl languages in Prance, which.are not understood by each other, the Basque, the Breton and the Roman, which is divided into Lang ue Fran, in the ancienl customs of France. Subsequently i 1 was divided Laugue d'oc and Laugue d'ouy. Oc for yes is corrupted of lice. When it is asked est ne line .' the reply is (><• for line. Tims the Spaniards and Italians have made their si. When asked Esl lie they answer Si for Sic, cutting off the c. The Langue d'oc approaches the Latin more than the French, and a man who knows Latin will Gascon sooner than French. Thi French Francimans. Basle is not in Switzerland but in Germany, though it is included in the Swiss confederation. Thi he French, whom they call Welsh. The Basques are Cantabrians. Cantabria contained Navarre beyond the Pyrennees and the Basques on this side with part of ( fascony. The (hitlis left no traces of their language either in Spain or Gaul. They spoke Gothic among themselves, hut frequently Latin, and all their public acts were in Latin, until they w, , m ,l even before tltis they ceased to speak (lothie. hut they corrupted the Latin tongue so thai it degenerated into Spanish." Aboul thirty-nine

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years after the Romans had withdrawn from Britain two kindred tribes, named respectively Angles and Saxons, under two leaders. whose names were Bengisl and Horsa, landed on the island of Thanet, and soon took possession of Britain. These Angles and Saxons came with a view to make the country their own. and named it Angle-land or Engle-land. The language of these people was of the Gothic or onic class. Though we have no knowledge of the pronunciation of their words, we are acquainted to no small extent with their literature. We know that the grammatical structure of their language was remarkably complex. It contained its inflections- variations of nouns and verbs, its-cases, its numbers, its genders of nouns, the terminations being similar to those of the Latin and the Greek. During the tenth century a considerable degeneration of the Saxon Language look place, which assisted in preparing the way for the introduction of that tongue which was m> soon to follow, known as Norman-French. This Norman-French contained a large number of Latin words and phrases mixed with the Gaulish or Celtic. It may here be observed that the Normans or Northmen were of the same race as the Angles and Saxons. After the conquest of England by the Normans all classes of the population were subjected to almost a stale of slavery, to escape from which thousands tied to Scotland. For more than forty years after the Norman conquest the vain and affected fops of the period regarded it as a derogation to their dignity to be Englishmen, and assumed the .:' the Normans, so that it became a common saying, '•Jack would be a gentleman if he could speak French." It was near a eenturj a iter the COnquesl before the Teutonic form of speech of the Saxons coalesced with the Romanz of the Normans, but since that period the two rival languages gradually intermixed. Although there have been large importations of foreign words, yet the grammatical of the English remains the same, with the exception of the variations in the terminations of some nouns and verbs. The regulative power of the Anglo Saxon has prevented it from becoming Gallic! or Latinized. Although thousands of French and Latin words, as already stated, have for hundreds of years been grafted upon the they have been made to conform to the grammatical English system. Some of our early authors intermixed the Anglo Saxon with French, Latin, and Italian words and phrases which. :ad of improving ami enriching it. as the Arabic enriched the old Spanish, it produced a pari ely, howintermixing of foreign words with those of our own a limited period. The purity of the ,red by the exercise of the critical acumen and accurate judgmenl of succei who avoided the mischievous o which some of their predecessors had unhappily fallen. Living languages are continually receiving words from foreign sources. but, as already shown. [ways improved thereby. The English is a happy combination of the Anglo Saxon and the Romanz. rn writings the proportions of Anglo Saxon ami Romanz vary derably. In works on philosophy and science the Romanz i nt is strikingly prominent, ' Saxon predominates in

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lighter literature such as simple poetry, biographical writings, and works of fiction Some writers have supposed that certain languages are adapted to certain purposes. The Hebrew, it has been asserted, is the best for history and the fittest of all languages for simple narlyriac for what is mournful and compassionate and cxp ; expressing heroic and deed and military matters. The Creek for ance of diction, poet r\, nd music

the Fifth described the differi of Europe thus: he said, is the best lan ' one's friend. The Italian to one's mistress. The English to the people. The Spanish man to a horse.

le English has almost reached the summit of on. We lat philologists will agree with uswhe ' iehance. harmony, comprehensivenei 'h b i surpassed by any other language. The two « nents the lo Saxon and'the Romanz are now so happily blended as to leave nothing' wanting.

About Some Eminent British Poets and Their Poetry.

VIVIDA Vis ANIMI.

.Many persons of education and taste feel that there i- no department of literature which interests, delights and instructs the mind •r than true poetry. We often find passages - to aliar beauty, charm and sublimity u the actual subject treated of. Poetry is in itself a vast power. It prod ■. and sorrow, sympathy and love. It has a grandeur, a greatness, an awful sublimity peculiarly its own.

Gray, when writing on another great poet, says, in his ''Progress of Poesy'':

Bark!—his hands the lyre explore!

Briffht-eved fancv hovering o'er

Scatters from her pictured urn

Thoughts that breathe and words that burn.

1 llKll "IUUIH <IIIW »\'lV<.- 1.1,11 . : ■ Poetry teaches us lessons of courage, magnanimity and hope. A modern writer has made some very striking remarks on this sub TTe says: "Poetry can make even the thought of death beautiful and the sadness of bereavemenl not without certain pleasure. Great poets have elicited from the sternest suffering a principle of enjoyment. Sublime faith and earnest love can conjure spirits the mosl lovely from the darkest abyss. By giving free scope to the eloquence of sorrow, by invoking the spirit of hope, the true poet often weaves in his noetic loom the picture of the rainbow arching the valley of tears.

The works of many of our great authors have enriched our language io an extent scarcely conceivable, and have, moreover, enlightened and delighted the world.

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Spencer's "Faerie Queene" is considered to be one ot' the most splendid allegorical poems in our language. Thomson's "Castle of Indolence" may be regarded as a rival to the "Faerie Queene," for in that delightful work will be found fat ual power and far more pure poetry than in many poems on which have been pronounced ving eulogiums. Dryden's favourite was the rhyming couplet, which, we may say. was brought to the summil ction by Pope, who has received from sir Richard Phillips the title of The Princ Poets. Pope selected for his models Spencer. Waller, and Dry* but surpassed them in melody of versification, beauty of language, and brilliancy of wit. It was said truly of him—

Thy fault is only wit in its excess,

liui wit like thine in any shape will please:

His essay on Man is the most remarkable metaphysical poem in English language. Objections have been made to this work on philosophical grounds, but the commanding eloquence, the profound erudition, the ingenuity of reasoning, and the exquisite harmony versification (many passages possessing every species of poetic ornament), cause it to be a universal favourite. Pope's poetical composis embrace almost every species of verse. In allusion to distinguished writer. Dr. Johnson observes that "it might have been said of Pope as of Pindar, that when lie lay in his cradle 'the bees swarmed about his month.' " Placket says of him in his "Bards of Britain":

Pope next I see the bard whose various fire

Attunes the hallow'd or the tender l.\

Tears off the fraudful mask that screens the mind.

And awes the varying follies of mankind:

Instructs the serious and delights the

Shows fame s proud fane and leads himselt the way.

Nature made Pope what lie was. a great poet. I was fourteen years of age lie became the sole director of It is own education, lie says •of himself:

As yel a child nor yet a fool to fame

I lisp'd in numbers Cor the numbers c

I left no calling for this idle tra

No duty broke, no father disobi

The muse but serv'd to ease some ol wife

To help me through this long disease my life.

Although Pope died one hundred and seventy-nine years ago, yel to the present time many of his lines rded as proverbial.

Every day we hear and sec- quoted, among many others, the Following:—

To err is human, to wine.

A little learning is a dangerous thing.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Man never is but always to be blest.

An honest man 's the noblest work of God.

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W ho li Nature up to Nature's Cod.

The feast of soul.

His sentiments are pure. the purity itself. What truth is expressed in the following couplet

,-irtue on! below,

And all our knowlc ' ™ ow

And in "The Universal Pri ight and fervent piety ar conspicuous, aie '}' blended. We quote two

Father of all in e\

In ev'ry climi

Bv saint.

Jehovah

Teach me to

To hide th

That men

That > me.

Walter Dryden and Pope e-> smoothness of versification. Waller, although belonging to tl nth century, has all the easej p | chaste el modern authors. Addison.

But now rav : rain rehe

moothe thy v<

The courtly W ;t commands thy lays.

Muse tune thj ith art to Waller's praise

When this eminent author y eighty years of age. he wrote le sincerity, the devotional our with which his I quote the following lines which are from his pen:—

The soul's dark cottage, 'patter'ed and decay'd,

Lets in new lig that time lias made.

Stronger by weak ome

As they draw near to their ime;

Leaving the old both worlds at once they view-

That stand upon the threshold of the new.

When young, Waller rose at once to excellence, the exquisite smoothness of his versification placed hie, i other poets of his time. it has been said thai the I , at eighteen years of age, was as pence! in structure as the last, which he wrote at eighty.

I will now venture to ol on the poetical works of Addison, the great author of the tragedy of Coto. "The Campaign," a poem celebrating the memorable victory of the Duke of Marlborough in the great battle foughl at Blenheim on the 13th of August, 1704. Lord Halifax and Lord Godolphin and the great mass of English readers were delighted with the high order of poetical merit displayed in this unrivalled production. Aboul the year 171-"> Addison wrote a comedy entitled "The Drummer." which was greatly admired, and

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added largely to his popularity. Shortly after "The Drummer'' wan written, his "Discourse on Ancient and Modern Learning'' appea and about the same time his poetical letter to Sir Godfrey Ku< was published. In the tragedy of Cato the author achieved a dramatic triumph over all his contemporaries. His vast powers of mind shine forth with greater lustre in this work than in any of his other compositions. It was performed without intermission for thirty-five nights. Viewing it from a political standpoint, it was strongly in favour of the principles of the Revolution. It produced an extraordinary effect. Party spirit ran high. The tragedy was not only Hie theme of conversation of the intelligent part of the community, but also of the Whigs and Tories, who applauded it. It was translated into French. Italian, and German, ami was performed by the Jesuits at the College of St. Omers. There are many sublime passages in this inimitable production which create in the mind of the reader feelings of intense delight. Addison's fame as a poet and also as a writer in prose rests principally on his pure English eloquence and the moral excellence of his compositions. One writing on the poet says: We may justly apply to this excellent author what Plato, in his allegorical language, says of Aristophanes, that the Graces having searched all the world for a temple to dwell in settled at last in the breast of Addison.

And Pope says of him: "He set the passions on the side of truth, and formed each human virtue in the heart, and when speaking of Cato he observes: It was not so much the wonder of Rome in his days as he is of Britain in ours, and although all the foolish industry possible had been used to make it thoughl a party play, yet what the author once said of another may the most properly ii, the worh applied to him on this occasion."

Envy itself is dumb in wonder lost.

And factions strive who shall applaud him most. The noblest and most affecting tribute to the men;- Idison is from Tickell. His Elegy is in every respect all that the ware admirers of the poet could desire. It is as follows:—

That awful form which so ye heavens decree

.Must still lie lov'd and still deplor'd by me.

In nightly visions seldom fails to rise.

Or rous'd by fancy meets my waking eyes.

If business calls or crowded courts invite,

The unblemished statesmen seems to strike my sight.

Jl' on the stage I seek to soothe 1 ni\

I meet his soul, which breathes in Cato there;

J)' pensive to the rural shades I rove,

ilis shape o'ertakes me in the lonely grove.

Twas there of .just . he reason'd s1

Clear'd some great truth or rais'd some serious song;

There patient show'd us the wise course to steer,

A candid censor and a friend sincere;

There taughl us how to live, and oh! too high,

The price of knowledge taught us how to die.

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Bv way of drawing to a close this imperfect sketch of a few of our eminent authors and their chief works. Owing to untoward circumstances I have not ] to give even a faint outlini >f the othei writings have adorned literature, yet I would lerusal of the [arston, Chapman. Decker. Ford, and W( I ith a considerable i >s of our Lee. Wycherly, burg, Congreve, Farquhar aberland hors of the si nth centuries of which will Britain seems to teridian. Intl vas in its , the bright mon i-tide blaze; while Milton ap m descending in the close of thi It has been poetry of Queen Anne's tine Elizabeth . mi inshine to warm sunlight. By way of illustrating the nthors quoted, 1 a] atements what one says of anoth esting xercise. Campbell haucer, who hi ieitously 'dish Poet

Chaucer! our Helicon's first fountain-stn

Our morning star of sons;' that led the way

To welcome the long-afl ng beam

Of Spenser's lights and Shake

Old England's fathers live in Chaucer

' hey ni' ■ : drew

Their likeness with a spirit o

still they live and breathe in fancy's view,

Fresh beings fraught with truth'- shable hue.

Southey, in his adoration of Spenser, thus speaks of him :-

Mv Master dear arose to mind.

He on whose sonu while vet I was a boy

My spirit fed attracted to its kind,

And still insatiate of the growing

lie on whose tomb these eyes were wont to dwell

With inward yearnings which I may nor tell.

lie whose green bavs shall bloom for ever voung,

Ami whose dear name whenever I repeat,

Reverence and love are trembling on mv tonsme.

Sweet Spenser—sweetest hard, yel not more sweet

Than pure was lie. and not more pure than wise.

High priest of all the "Muses' mysteries.

J?on Jonson, who was one of Shakespeare's contemporaries, eulogizes

his memory in the following eloquent linos:

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SOUL OF THE AGE.

The applause, delight, the wonder of our stage.

My Shakespeare, rise, 1 will not lodge thee by

Chaucer or Spenser, or bid Beaumont lie

A little further off to make thee room;

Thou art a monument without a tomb.

And art alive still while thy book doth live,

And we have wits to read and praise to give.

Sweet swan of Avon! What a sight il were

To see thee in our water yet appear,

And make those flights upon the banks of Thames

That so did take Eliza and our Janus.

But stav. 1 see thee in the hemisphere,

Advanced and made a constellation there.

Shine forth, thou Star of Poets, and with rage

Or influence chide or cheer the drooping st

Which since thy flight from hence hath mourned like night,

And despairs day but for thy volume's light.

An.l Dryden makes the immortal Bard of Avon to say: —

Untaught, unpractised, in a barbarous age.

1 found not but created first the stage,

And if 1 drained no Greek or Latin store,

'Twas that my own abundance gave me more.

Milton also contributes his meed to the great dramatist in the form of an epitaph, which has been and is still greatly admired for its sublimity and melody of versification. It is said to ! Milton's first printed poem:—

What needs my Shakespeare tor his honour'd 1

The labour of an age in piled stones?

Or that his hallow'd reliques should be hid

Under a starry pointing pyramid?

Dear son of memory, great heir of fame.

What need'si thou such weak witness of thy nan

Thou in our wonder and astonishment

Hast Imilt thyself a live-long monument;

Thou so sepulchered in such pomp dost lie,

That kings for such a tomb would wish to die.

In what is called th hurch oi Stratford a monument stands against the wall which represents the poel under an arch in a sitting posture with ; his righl hand and his left leaning on a scroll. Under this a Latin couplet is engraved :

Judicio !' I em, arte Marouem.

Terra tegit, populus moeret, Olympus habet.

There is an error in quantity in the antepenult of Socratem Socrates) which causes one to suppose that Sophocles was meant. Underneath the Latin inscription we read the following sublime epitaph:—

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Stay, passeicjer. whv dost thou go no last .'

Read, if thou canst, what envious death hath plac d

Within this monument.' Shakespeare with whom

Quick nature died; whose name doth deck the tomb

Far more than cost : since all that he hath writ

Leaves living art but page unto his wit.

In 1741 a monument was erected to the memory of the immortal in Westminster Abbey by the Karl of Burlington, Pope ami Dr. Meade.

Among the dramatists who of Shakespeare, lien Johnson, Beaumont, Fletcher and Massinger occupy the lost rank, and have been felicitiou nated—

Those shining stars that run

Their glorious course round Shakespi sun.

llcrrick's epitaph on Ben Johnson is. like almost all his smaller poems, terse and pithy. It is with justice that he bi the great dramatist the enconium which he does.

11 llcrrick's writings many selections could be made that would .■lit the reader. His poems are distinguished for their beauty and The smoothness of his versification brings a charm i mind.

His epitaph is as follows

Here lies Johnson with the rest

Of the poets, but the best

Reader would'st thou more have known;

Ask his story, not the stone.

That will speak what this can't tell

((f Ids glory, so farewell.

The brief inscription of-

0! rare Ben Jonson is to lie seen on several small square stones in the floor at the north-west end of Westminster Abbey, under one of which he was buried in a perpendicular position.

Of Milton the immortal author of "Paradise Lost." Gray, in his "Progress of Poetry." speaks in an eloquent strain, and make-- a feeling reference to the poet's blindness, lie says:—

Nor second lie who rode sublime

Upon the seraph-wings of ecstasy.

The secret of the abyss to spy;

He passed the flaming bounds of place and time

The living throne, the sapphire's blaze,

Where angels tremble while thev gaze;

lie saw but blasted with excess of light,

Closed his eyes in endless night

And Wordsworth, in glowing phraseology, thus celebrates his praise and also refers to his loss of sighl :

Rise, hallowed Milton! rise and say

[low at thy gloomy close of dav,

How. when depress'd by age, besel with wrongs,

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When fallen on evil days and evil tongues.

When darkness brooding on thy sight,

Exiled the sovereign lamp of litdit ;

Say what could then one cheering hope diffuse,

WJiat friends were thine save memory and the muse;

Hence the rich spoils thy studious youth

Caught from the stores of ancient truth

Hence all thy classic wanderings could explore

When rapture led thee to the Latin shore.

Each scene that Tiber's bank supplied.

Each "race that play'd on Arno's side,

The tepid gales through Tuscan's glades that fly

The blue serene that spreads Hesperia's sky.

Were still thy own; thy ample mind

Each charm received, retain'd, combined.

We have read Gray's beautiful lines on Milton, and now let us peruse, if only for a moment, a few of the encomiastieal lines which others have written on him. Lady Manners contributes an eloquent verse strictly characterisl ic of the bard. She says :

Where the moon with glimmering ray.

Lights the churchyard's lonely way.

By pale contemplation led,

.Moral Gray delights to tread.

And Blaeket speaks of him in the following pleasing strain:—

Oft shall his numbers wait me to repose;

Oft shall my bosom own their magic power;

His moral lay the hallow'd truth disclose,

And oft beguile the solitary hour.

Cray's merit as a poet is plainly seen in his lyrical odes. Those "On Spring," "On a distant Prospect of Eton College," -'To Adversity." "The Progress of Poetry," and "The Bard" are the most admire.]. But his "Elegy," written in a country churchyard, immortalizes his name. If has been said that it is one of the most classical productions ever penned by a refined and studious mind moralizing on human life.

Slight reference lias already been made in relation to the decadence of English literature. Crabbe, in the following eloquent lines, portrays in lively colours the decadence and its effects prior to and during the period in which he wrote:

When summer's tribe her rosy tribe are fled,

And drooping beauty mourns her blossoms shed.

Some humbler sweet may cheer the pensive swain,

And simpler beauties deck the withering plain ;

And thus, when verse her winl ry prospeel weeps,

When Pope is gone and mighty .Milton sleeps,

When Gray in Lofty lines has ceased to soar,

And gentle Goldsmith charms the town no more,

Aii humbler Bard the widow d muse m

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Who. led by hope and inclination writes

With half their art he tries the soul to move,

And swell the softer strain with themes ot love."

It has been said that Cowper may be fancifully looked on as a morning star which heralded another sunrise, in the dim evening of which new day we now meditate on the past and hope for the future.

A Merry Epicedium.

[isborne's fair town a carpenter came.

And said he was called Pranky S d b\

Devil was driving along in a van.

And took Pranky with him to be a dead man.

Said the Devil, ''l'll stop your psalm-singing capers.

And drive you straight oft to my two old grave-makers.

Then stuck his sharp pitchfork through Pranky's fat waist.

And drove off to the graveyard in jolly good haste

A hole was soon dug, S 1 made the coffin,

And Pranky was plumped in with laughter and joking.

Said the Devil. "I ve paid rather dear for this sport.

But he'll never again take Walter C n to court";

Then pitch'd a dead dog straight into the hole.

rig, "Bark loudlv at Prankv's hypocritical soul.

Then, turning to Asmodeus, his friend.

Said. "Our business now lias come to an cud.

We'll go down to Joe Martinst for a pint of good beer,

And leave this d- d scoundrel to rot away here."

: Mr. Joe Martin, the proprietor of the Royal Hotel, Gisborne.

A Valuable Recipe for Smokers and Non-Smokers.

If you smoke the tobacco of rectitude in the pipe of a peaceful conscience you will remove all virus from your mental faculties, deprive the scaly alligators of remorse and despair of their viscosity. and thus prevent them from adhering to your internal viscera, and also preserve your virility from vitious vitiation.

Lord Byron said of Crabbe: Nature's sternest painter yet the best. fMr. Joe Martin, the proprietor of the Royal Hotel. Gisborne.

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A Sketch of Jamaica.

In the year 14!>4 the island of Jamaica was discovered by Christopher Columbus, a native of Genoa, who named it Santiago. It has, however, retained its original Indian name, though anglicized from Xaymaca toJamaica. It has suffered terrible disasters. Earthquakes, hurricanes and fire have at various times ruined different parts of the island. In 1655 the Spaniards were driven out of Jamaica by the English, but English supremacy was not fully established for some years after this event. It was unfortunate for the aborigines, who were called Arawaks. that the expulsion of the Spaniards did not take place at an earlier period, for when the English took possession of the island they found that the entire native population had been put to death: within the space of a lew years sixty thousand were butchered. 'Plie Spaniards at this period were a strictly religious nation. : followed to no small extent in the footsteps of the ancient Israelites, styled "(oid's chosen people." who. we are told, when on their murdering excursions, came by stealth upon whole nations of people who had done them no wrong, had given them no offence and put them all to the sword; that they spared neither age nor infancy; that they Utterly destroyed men. women and children; that they left not a soul to breathe. In 1692 Port Royal, said at that time to lie the best town in the West Indies, was sunk by an earthquake to the b the in a similar manner, it would seem, to the beautiful marble pier at Lisbon, during the earthquake there. Before its destruction Port Royal was the principal port of the pirates, w'n e of the Spanish .Main. Owing to its destruction, anothe at the base of the Blue .Mountains, on which the new town was built. The name was. however, changed to Kingston. Kingston is the capital of .Jamaica, and was in 170:1 declared by the Assembly to be "the chic trade and head port of entry" of the em ire country. Soon after British rule was established. Si; was appointed Deputy-Governor of Jamaica ; his su s. Sir Tli. Moddiford, in 'ministration thee ched the acme of prosperity; the population had now" increased to about 17,300. With a view to harass (lie Spanish fli issued let of marque to the pirates, who at the time wen n the sea. The lirst of these was a Portuguese named Bortholomew, who initted many depredal d as brilliant successes, lb- was followed by Brafiliano, a Dutchman, who did ice to the English by- greatl; ng the Spaniards. lint the most prominent and the most successful of all the buccaneers was Henry Morgan, the son of a Welsh fanner. Mot to a planter in Barb Ile commenced his ati ocii i i license from the Governor. This gave an air of lawfulness to his villainous enterprises and formed a cover to his cruel apine. Conspicuous among his other exploits was in 1670 his successful attack on Panama, the treasures of which excited his cupidity. I!■ 00 men and several

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ships under his command. After sacking and destroying the town. he decamped with immense booty. The amount he allotted to himself was 125.000 dollars, while to his -'army and navy" lie awarded the balance. A mutiny now occurred, the men being dissatisfied with the amount which they received. The wily Morgan, knowing the ruffians with whom he would have to treat if he remained on the isthmus, and thinking prudence the better part of valour, escaped unobserved back to Jamaica. A strange position in State affairs now obtained. Sir Thomas Moddiford was arrested ami ordered back to England to 'or his illegal act of commissioning Morgan to do as he did hout having received, the necessary authority from the Crown. while at the same time the King was so well | [organ on ■ unt of his destruction of Panama that he conferred upon him the our of knighthood. The quandum slave and, pirate. Sir ilenry Morgan, now became'the avowed enemy of pirates, and about 10m appointed Deputy-Governor of Jamaica. Sir Henry's successor was Lord Vaughan, a determined foe to piracy, which he endeavoured to stamp out of existence by hanging the bucaneers as fast as they were caught. As already stated. Port Royal, the largest and wealthiest town in the West Indies, was in 1602 destroyed by an earthquake, causing the death of :!.000 persons. Attempts were made to rebuild the town, and many returned to the old site. But in 170:! a tire occurred in a warehouse which contained a quantity of gunpowder, and soon the old town was ablaze. Yet even this second destruction did not deter many from again attempting its restoration. Ho were built, business was again resumed, and trade again flourished, but, as if destruction continued to brood and spread her sable plumes over the devoted place, in 1722 a terrific hurricane swept most of the houses into the sea. and. as on previous visitations, many pet perished. Forty-four ships that were lying in the harbour were destroyed. Four warships and two merchantmen alone escaped. As if determined to rise superior to earthquake, fire and storm, as if to combat the decrees of fate the inhabitants for the third time rebuilt the town, and soon became engaged in profitable commercial pursuits. Port Royal was. however, destined to enjoy but for a limited period the benefits of peaceful trade. In a (ire occurred which ruined the town. The destitute condition of the people rendered assistance necessary: a subscription was raised for their relief, ami a substantial sum obtained. Since this last recorded calamity Port Royal has become a place of but little importance, in 1780 Kingston suffered from a fire which destroyed a large portion of tin 1 town: the damage was estimated at 150,000 dollars. The damage, however, was soon repaired, and Kingston became a prosperous town. In 1802 it obtained permission to form a corporation, the members of which were the .Mayor and aldermen. The Court of Common Council was now established and received a seal and also a legal status which, however, was somewhat restricted. On the obverse of the seal were the words Sigi Commune Civil, and on the reverse Bosfovel hos curat servatque Britannia Mater. In IST! the (own. or city, as it was then denominated, was again partly destroyed by lire, the sufferers from

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which obtained considerable relief by subscriptions raised and also by the House of Assembly, which voted lor them a substantial sum. In lss-_> another disastrous tire broke out. which laid waste a large part ie city, 589 houses being wholly or partially consumed, the estimated value of which was 1,000,000 dollars. On January the 14th. 1(H»7. a terrible earthquake occurred, almost entirely destroying the city oi Kingston. Many who survived the dread catastrophe were severely injured; these were conveyed to the Naval Hospital at Port Royal. In less than three months after the earthquake Sir A. Swettenham. the then Governor of Jamaica, resigned, and Sir Sydney Olivier was appointed his successor, lie was the Acting-Governor of the country some time previous to his appointment as Governor. We have briefly traced the fortunes of Jamaica from the date of its discovery by Columbus to the year 1007. The history of Jamaica is a sad history. It is little else than a record of floods and Ares, hurricanes and earthquakes; but let us hope that Jamaica's worst calamities have way. and that for the hitherto afflicted land a brighter day is dawning.

A Ghost Story.

Our immortal Shakespeare informs us that in his day a popular superstition obtained regarding the reverence paid to Christmas-time, for he tells us that :

" It faded on the crowing of the cock.

Some say that ever, 'gainst that season comes

Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated

This bird of dawning singeth all night long,

And then they say no spirit dares stir abroad:

The niuhts are wholesome, then no planets strike.

Xo fairy takes nor witch hath power to charm.

So hollow'd (hallow'd) and so gracious is the time."

Bul in direct opposition to the popular tradition as stated by the poet il is gravely averred thai some years ago on a Christmas nighl a ghost, whether real or unreal has not been proved, did appear, not however like Hamlel in armour, nor like a witch in .Macbeth: no. nor yet as a sooty imp from his Satannic majesty's dominions, whose soil told is burning marie, whose roof is one vast concave of hottest flame, and whose oceans are Hoods of tossing fire, but as a tall old man whose cheeks were strangely hollow, whose eyes were as dull as those of a vulture sunk deep in their sockets, and possessing a grim, nay ghastly, aspect. His grizzled locks of hair hung over his forehead and down on to his face in such horrible form as to cause the beholder to associate him with the furies who we are informed: "Sink upon their iron beds

While snakes uncurled hang Listening round their heads." Xow this unearthly looking creature came by some stealthy, unreal.

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unsubstantial means into a room of an old mansion which at one time belonged to and had been tenanted by a wealthy nobleman who had leparted this life. The persons into whose hands the ancestral abode had fallen appointed a n named Jessup; this worthy while taking istomed walk through tin- halls and rooms before retiri: it was near midnight ami the lights were dimly burnin addenly startled and awed at espying this dread After staring at him with strained eyes just long enough to note his awful appearan nerve in his body became oiuse perspiration broke out upon him, he trembled from head to foot, while each particular hair of his head stood on end "like quills upon the fretful porcupine." At length Jessup, who all tile kept his eyes steadfastly fixed on the spectre, said in a quivering, husky voice: "Who are you? What is your name? Why How did you gel By way of reply to these igatories the spectre said in horribly hollow tone. ''l have returned to this house." a statement which the unhappy custodian ..as only too true. "1 will remain for a brief period and then but will come again." "You come uninvited," said Jessup. ''l visit a friend here." said the spectre, "but by certain incantations behold him in The dead of the night—in the air—in the wind—and in the fire. Twenty years before 1 died." continued the s] "I became blind, I had a sister who took care of me and helped me out of many a difficulty. 1 led a precarious existence ; sometimes I did writing for stage managers and other persons, occasionally tram Latin poems into English, for which I received a miserable pittance." istodian now became deeply interested, and asked the spectre for particulars respecting his literary work. The latter replied, "I can only give you a faint idea of what 1 did when in the flesh, one of my productions runs thus:

Come and commiserate one who was blind.

Helpless and desolate void of a mind:

Though living in

Still disbelieving the world 1 was in.

Kin»' Ptolemy's Caesar's, and Tiglathpileser's birthdays are

shown

Wise men astronomers all are acknowledgers mine i< unknown ;

I ne'er had a father, a mother, or rather it' I had either

Then they were neither alive at my birth.

Lodged in a palace, hunted by mi

I did not inherit by lineage or merit a spot on the'earth.

Nursed among pagans no one baptized me.

A sponsor I had who ne'er catechised me.

She gave me tlie place to her heart thai was nearest.

She gave me the place to her bosom was dearest ;

Bui one look of kindness she east on me never.

A voice in my blindness I heard from her ever

I lived not. I died not. but tell you 1 must

That ages have passed since I turned into dust.

What is this squalor, this splendour.

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Was I a ion! or a silly pretender.'

Fathom the mystery deep in mv history,

Was 1 a man, an angel supernal,

Or a demon infernal .'

Solve it who can.

Some of the Latin in which 1 indulged w;is lome Melodia in aura jubilum in eon

1 will iii\c you ;i sentence from thai sweetest of Latin poets, Tilmlius:

Ego composite securus acervo

Despiciam dites despiciamque famen.**

It is now time for me to depart, but I shall come again." "When will you come." replied the custodian, but the ghost had vanished. Jessup's mind was now absorbed in thought, wondering at what he had seen and heard and whether it presaged aught of good or evil. He felt that a cloud of mysticism hung over him which was utterly out of his power to remove or dispel. What could it all mean' Was he under a spell? Would the spectre return.' Was his late visitor a real ghost or was it the iniquitous machination of some designing seoundred who had cruelly played a hoax upon him. After indulging for some hours in these and similar cogitations and reveries and feeling utterly exhausted he laid down to rest, but sleep lied his eyes. proving the truth of the poet's words when speaking of sice]) said:—

"The wretched he forsakes swift on his downy pinion

Plies from woe and lights on lids unsullied with a tear."

On the following morning a friend of the custodian, a -Mr. Bates, called upon him and was entertained by the former with an account of his strange experiences on the previous night, lie showed his friend the room and the exact spot where the ghosl sat and also where he himself stood. Hates regarded the whole matter as a delusion or as a joke which had been played on his friend, am! as a palliative and in order to brace his shattered nerves related the following story:—

About two years ago, at the witching hour of night, 1 was sitting silent and solitary in dreamy mood thinking of the past and hoping tor the future. Indeed I often meditate on the pleasures of hope. Everyone knows that though disappointment sinks the heart of man the renewal of hope gives consolation. Hope is the balm of lite which goes far io heal our woes and is a cordial for our fears. It is also like a lamp (o our feet, a bright light to our path. [t dispels the darkness which often obscures our minds. It seems that in all ages it was regarded as such. We are told that the box which Jupiter gave to Pandora, who was endowed with gifts by all the deities, though containing all kinds of evils, war. famine, pestilence, and an unnumbered throng of ills, yet there remained hope at the bottom. But, said Bates, you will pardon this digression, and I will proceed

*Music in the ear, jubilee in the heart. **l am satisfied with my Utile hoard. I pan despise wealth and fear not hunger.

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with my story. Suddenly I heard wild inharmonious musical sounds, with abrupt stoppages. For tw ■ three minutes a dead silence prevailed, then the weird strains which mocked all nine recommenced with redoubled vigour. 1 soon perceived thai the player was no disciple of Amphion or Orpheus or Zetus, experl musicians, the last two quoted being sons of Jupiter. I waited and watched, thinking some one had crcpl into the house unobserved. 1 listened, but could hear no human footstep. Becoming desperate and determined to solve the mystery. I called my next neighbour to my assistance, who in a moment was at my side. There, said I. listen to that unearthly musical noise. Seeing that f was in a state of violent trepidation he hastily replied. "1 will go with you and we will soon ascertain the cartthis." We went together to the room whence came the musical sounds opened the door only to find that some one had carelessly left the piano unclosed and the cat. which was shut in the room, had been walking and running about on the keys. Whether or not Mr. Bates' - had the effect which he desired it to have we know not. but certain it is that the custodian recovered the use of his nerves. The equilibrium of his mind beeame restored as he was often seen long after his encounter with the spectre in perfect health and vigour. Although out of dread curiosity .lessup frequently inspected the haunted room. as he designated it. he saw nothing unusual or ami-s. A ;host, he never kept his promise to return, or at least never manifested himself again to human eyes in the old mansion.

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APA: Heard, Joshua. (1923). Cæna recta. Commercial Printing & Publishing Co.

Chicago: Heard, Joshua. Cæna recta. Wellington, N.Z.: Commercial Printing & Publishing Co., 1923.

MLA: Heard, Joshua. Cæna recta. Commercial Printing & Publishing Co., 1923.

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Cæna recta Heard, Joshua, Commercial Printing & Publishing Co., Wellington, N.Z., 1923

Cæna recta Heard, Joshua, Commercial Printing & Publishing Co., Wellington, N.Z., 1923

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