DO YOU KNOW THESE ?
Why does a duck put her head under water, and why does she bring it up again?— For divers reasons and for sun-dry causes! What would a pig do who wished to build himself a place in which to live? — Tie a knot in his tail and call it a pig's tie! If the before-mentioned porker wished to demolish the pig's sty he had built, what quotation \vould he make? —"I could a tale unfold!"' Why is the letter K like a pig's tail? —Because it's at the end of pork! Why are hogs more intelligent than humans ?—Because they nose (knows) everything! What is that, which lives in the winter, dies in summer and grows with its root upwards?—An icicle. What three words did Adam use when lie introduced himself to Eve, which read backwards and forward the same? —Madam, I am Adam.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 226, 23 September 1936, Page 22
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148DO YOU KNOW THESE ? Auckland Star, Volume LXVII, Issue 226, 23 September 1936, Page 22
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