INSTRUCTIONS FOR MESS PARADES..
By the CHE? SLUSHY
LESSOiI 2 . «The;-- movement/ ■ forward will -beby a series -of steps lifting the feet cleanly off the. ground to a height 'cf o Any attempt-at intimacy will be rigidly sup* pres sedoVsThen .the; third man in front has received his meal the man will place his meat .-plate in the right hand and ■ the dessert plate, -in the left hand •While the second man in •rent 'is, being served the plates will be praised'to. a mean height of 8* above servingcounter level .Any , remarks as t® the legitimacy'; of '-the cook 'or /retorts 'as. to the coming of: / ?.?, pregnancy by * the sapper will be : abolished ♦likewise . will caustic rejoinders as to to wans ability to go through * r the preparatory stages of a gallinaceous for ro6wtihg.lt must" at all- times be remembered that at one time the cook was also a man .When: the food is placed upon the plates a ■: sweet smile .to the cook goes a long way to brighten his ' I dey-oA- comment : as to the food not being fit for /pigs;. being entirely '-false'. it ir.. “ : End of 3SSSQK 2.. ..
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Peoples Vice, 10 May 1943, Page 1
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