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Parody onii^eit'tr-The following parody on Hamtet's soliloquy was found on Ike ba^k of . a blank pledge m a New Hav^i It is a true picture of the dead-beat too often to be found m t^e liord ? s House:— - To pledge or not to pledge-^that is the question ,l •-■■;■-'■ Whether ' ?ti£ nobler m a mfin To take the ; Gospel. free and let ' another foot the bill Or sign pledge and pay- toivarTds church expenses! To give* to pay^-^aye, there's the ruby TO ! PAY— When oh tKe f fee pew plan a man may have A sitting free :and take the Gospel, too* - As though he paid, and norie be aught the ,wis,er* - S.a.ye t|ie ,Cfijir.ch GomtniWee, :who i^dst iouprable men--cain Keep a * '.■'.' secret'!'. " . ' '' .'.''. : . "To r 6pjt'fß ]3iU>nan*-' V ajtid htuixan, too, .^^huy ' ' ...... '. . '" .',"... At e,heap ( es|t rate. I'll take! tHe r Gos- "-■>'■' rC '*?■• -'•"■ =■■ ■ " "■■ ■ ' ■ other's the same— :a^ coiainon pjfc f&s I'll fait) pot iM&r- I'll ' pr^n^t'^a^, ' .'•',■.; •'.. ■.. And. let '.tK!e other fellow; feat the -An 3so I'D. get the gospel £r,ee, you .'".'■' ';' sect ■." ■' .• .','.. '.'■■• "..' •' ' ; -^*pe^ People Fishing to.' buy ne^ icopies p| fettjns A ajid <M shoijia ri# tor the e^^^!i^iM:.id^m^^S'B^-

jjlfettteritv. Booksellers Will iititi #dck ■itiiniefs'M is f oi*v v If they" Will Hoik stilly tire edliipletel eidit^^il i| is easy to send for it td " tiss William jQlowes. and Sons, 94 Jermyri St., London^ SW., enclosing' a British poj^fJ\!jEtp' f or 4s j3d Mipt covers price and. postage of the .Hymn, Book with times. The preface to the second supplement is wjell worth reading: lit it ijte p^jjfliih^ (Bioiite^s one $ire seCTfiid sjapjflemenf ipbntaM JL4I Jpj|&a|cf limits ''1M ';t§|sf ti#er fcoiife jSfto gknjer&l jisd |iils^ iaeffibfers ■-of^l^en^(%jß^M;'j^ : - s|^i^ied':^th ?■ .^orra^|;^pl^/;: $i&'|j^tif £iijs|lefa|m ll|o -iebiltai^ an jeiinsiftin^ r M $Mo alterfiat)^e fmiM to tj^e jifmira J4 ; jfcis (M j|bteL fs&siGtidhld gttjp^f eijient citi 'tie b|^iSed ge ; p o aMtel^r''' ' '■'';■'. . ,' : ."" : '' "'-•-■ . « •*' . ' •' ■■■■■ FtfriOtiS fp^- 'fptinSti Jgfte . Jne k|Kiw MKlit $£& ®a|is-. IrM. . ■■ ::/ 1: " ' V;.- -';. -■■ : iMl^Jievittf J^hik: " <;< Kb': $$is. . ;Jpnt pelra^s' $dps k)a:b^'&:|c(f J^IJ wai !t^kB y to' tike Bfa^^Mfiibp er '■■■ . ' ' r " r:y . ;]..., A u sMsfr r ?. weddttt^ of Jt n^oM kiM celeiEir^e^lbi pSr- : '.yir|iiaia, ;^ti Mj|g &&$, (jstes Seattle $ M'W^^T^ie. Id ;ail ! |hMld ; tkd"' iii 1 - 1 kfeepi&g icl# ; .^iigg^d - ||§ir f fissil^ '^ainls, |fr MeTt L; p^ch inaiH, |lis|i '^finsi, ''■&$$ '|iauij€|V SfP I^e } oti jieii^OrinM; Me ; ce;i;eSic^r ifev:. ;(JsM«''f;.. Aiake it cdiftßl^te' Xb.e %&fisy jfjiftj^le gpeifit the : • jß#^aib%' at . ;|Ef|Kidry, . Wtitik :C!boliift4 & '.$$ %9M? \ !&"ie h^ide^s iuin^, is fian^ Bord. r "Yes, I'm eontintiaiiy breaking into song, " said the -fiheejjf ul one. "H'nit M pu-'d ; bnce. get the key, you wouldn't have ito break in, ' ' replied the dismal one. ■■'■■;■" ' . . .■*■■■■■ * ' '- : .■'■•'. Aren^iphqp Jremch) wjie cm ' &q---fiouftt 'o:'sfi latjcrdeni; to :^io ;knei& was sbnlfiiy^at runsteiady s>n his, 4&fy ■.-&*& :jnuch ip endure :&bm a litfele? ffi^id. xSe hsid jakiwi :hi.B seat one j|&y 4^the porki 3?hjg;qjjair Ip^j '|1i8.'.-.bisHwp ;.some^^ati s^ak'y, .and he had ito fnake spl^ie effort to rise. A \itils t^feypr■oM;giri ciaiHe ; up and said,^^laitr 1 iHi?lp yquysir?" '- : - '{:'... l-:-W-^.l iThfe A^ljbfshop; ;rep)icdj : ; 3pieh /tpiiehfidly the ■■; chiJdV ]ftpsgi#il-dea^-b»t^o,ybii :^^\^^:^:p^mg ■enpiOgJii^- ..■ ',; ■■■:•:■-■: ;.::.:■,■■:: / :^V -.: f^Qhy|e&! liaay^ o|t6^i heip.e*[tt^ dftj^y S^hien M \o»a nwcfe |d*Ulßksr than you are!".' -■. ■':;^- r-i ■„.. •,'.. .-^. .

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Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume XIV, Issue 12, 1 June 1924, Page 408

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Untitled Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume XIV, Issue 12, 1 June 1924, Page 408

Untitled Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume XIV, Issue 12, 1 June 1924, Page 408

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