Parody onii^eit'tr-The following parody on Hamtet's soliloquy was found on Ike ba^k of . a blank pledge m a New Hav^i It is a true picture of the dead-beat too often to be found m t^e liord ? s House:— - To pledge or not to pledge-^that is the question ,l •-■■;■-'■ Whether ' ?ti£ nobler m a mfin To take the ; Gospel. free and let ' another foot the bill Or sign pledge and pay- toivarTds church expenses! To give* to pay^-^aye, there's the ruby TO ! PAY— When oh tKe f fee pew plan a man may have A sitting free :and take the Gospel, too* - As though he paid, and norie be aught the ,wis,er* - S.a.ye t|ie ,Cfijir.ch GomtniWee, :who i^dst iouprable men--cain Keep a * '.■'.' secret'!'. " . ' '' .'.''. : . "To r 6pjt'fß ]3iU>nan*-' V ajtid htuixan, too, .^^huy ' ' ...... '. . '" .',"... At e,heap ( es|t rate. I'll take! tHe r Gos- "-■>'■' rC '*?■• -'•"■ =■■ ■ " "■■ ■ ' ■ other's the same— :a^ coiainon pjfc f&s I'll fait) pot iM&r- I'll ' pr^n^t'^a^, ' .'•',■.; •'.. ■.. And. let '.tK!e other fellow; feat the -An 3so I'D. get the gospel £r,ee, you .'".'■' ';' sect ■." ■' .• .','.. '.'■■• "..' •' ' ; -^*pe^ People Fishing to.' buy ne^ icopies p| fettjns A ajid <M shoijia ri# tor the e^^^!i^iM:.id^m^^S'B^-
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Waiapu Church Gazette, Volume XIV, Issue 12, 1 June 1924, Page 408
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