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Rip It Up, Issue 167, 1 June 1991, Page 30

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| EVlSlovesyoustag,, _ ELVISSLUG —the COLUMN that ALWAYS OVERSTEPS the Yes o WORD from - our Editor MURRAY “PATRICIA BARTLETT” CAMMICK instructs us that CERTAIN BASSO PROFUNDO MILK ADVERTISEMENT people were [N THE SHIT ofter ELVIS'S SHOCK TONGUE-DIVE EXPOSE of last column. MARKWELOVEYOU.ALOT. _ No, er, SPIRITUALLY as GOOD _ FRIEND. Elvissays SORRY. And thenew STRAW PEOPLE single s o HOT ' MOTHERFUCKER. But hey, it WAS FUNNY wasn'tit... ? Any more _troubleandwellputyouinchargeof _sponging fomato sauce off Kerry _ Buchanan’sreviews—Nozißostord _ Censorship Captain And _ AdivistNgaire Album Out Soon Murray o e e band? YES they ARE. | especiallyenjoy . _ band? VES they ARE. | especiallyenjoy JORDAN LUCK (rhymes with hisSOULFUL renditionof v INHIMSEEINHIM? _ ForalonghimetheDENTAL =~ _ EXPUNGENTS were reciding in LONDON, | the SPAM FRITTER CAPITAL of the world, back SinceCOMING o LOVELYNEW ZEALAND NEW ZEALAND the boyshave been putting their NEW-FOUND ENGLISH SQUATTING HABlTStogooduse. __ Atdlentedexample of thisisto befound _ inlovely JORDANLUCK (thymes with _ DUCK) wholikesfo DRINK ALOT and then GO TO SLEEP, even though sometimes the _ DISTANCE between the BARandthe _ BEDROOMisa LITTLE BITTOOMUCH.SO _ onenight when JORDAN had DRUNK _ ratheralOThedecidedto CRASHiInG _LOVELYRoow. ... Unfortunately the ROOM in which lovely JORDAN LUCK [rhymes with PLUCK) had decided to SQUAT wasthe PRACTICE - ROOM for the LOVELY ROCK OF THE9Os bond THIS NATION'S DREAMING:a PLEASANT INNER-CITY 1 bedroom apartmentwitha VIEW,FULL =~ APPOINTMENTS a PARLOURDOWNSTAIRS. __NOTagoodplocefor WASHINGand DOING the HOOVERING we wouldhave thought, Jordieboy.. =~ = DESK EXPEDIENTS bassist__Meanwhile . DAVE (rhymes with DAVE GENT) has | crashing in the residency of none _ otherthan OUR FAVOURITE MAN from LOPYGRANDMA RECORDS Mr ADAM HOLT! ADAMwhoisa ROCK AND ROLL ANIMAL e

T _ fromWAY BACK hosbeen sharingsome _ HIGHBROW evenings with the lovely DAVE which we think is We wonder what Adam's lovely WIFE | dlithis, DOES SHEMIND PICKINGUP. | DAVE'S SOCKS VACUUMS? _ LOVE and PEACE my BROTHERS AND _ SISTERS! Yes the REVOLUTION is DISCIPLES of the NEW GENERATION of WIDE-TROUSERED IDIOTS JESUS JONES visited New Zealand this stand on stage and SPREAD their message of LOVE and UNDERSTANDING. After all IS OUR WORLD, ALRIGHT? CARE forthe _ LOVESMALLANIMALS | (wellnotliterally butyou gettheidea They eat muesh, okay?). . v So: JESUS JONES areon stageotthe POWERSTATION singing their SONGS of LOVE. LA LA LALALALA. audience everyone is HAPPY HAPPYHAPPY becouse the COLD WARis OVER, be cured by MC OJ and the RHYTHM SLAVE and EVERYTHING is BEAUTIFUL OWN . _ ButWAIT. Whatisthis? Whenlovely beautifuland lovely band JESUS | getoffstage thereisanINCREDIBLE . _ PUNCH-UP. The band are ANGRY ANGRY | ANGRY ofeachother. POWIWHAM! = _ WHINE! BITE! SCRATCH! PULL HAIR! KICK! RABBITPUNCH == = the LOVE? Why itis HERE inthe NEWNICE ELVISSLUG COLUMN.LOVELOVELOVE. _ Nowthat PUSHPUSH are KYLIE _ MINOGUEinthe "downto WRITE an ALBUM'S WORTH of the _ sortof CLASSIC POP that was TRIPPIN', | R e sse S R i e B e e Songscompleted soforinclude: =~ L.'DrTrippin'Good = _ L'Strawberry Trippin22° @ 3, 'Where The Streets Have No That Funky Trippin®.. =~ _ s.Trippin‘By Candlelight =~ = FACED with such they have hired the original WILD MAN OF ROCK Mr _ MARTIN “MAD DOG® PHILLIPPSOsa _ SPIRITUAL ADVISER. Now lflesindydes =@~ _ LlloveMyleather Trippin® _ 2Trppinfrost, . _ 3./Koleidoscope 4. 'PinkTrippin’ (Dark Sideofthe Moon M ?l‘f‘i ARtk -_x_.;éj:,.. S R y e ‘,ck"%stfig . Waughh Uh Ugh' (Trippin _ DROPPED o NAME in an EMPTY FOREST, | | woulditmakeanynoise? - HVISIOVESYOUSLAGT